The best forumla out there...

[AndrewMichael]

I have a feeling I might get some reds for this (and to those who saw my post about this on my xanga, I apologize for the repetition)

We are here today to prove, mathematically, that women are evil.

First, Women= time x money (BroTrevor, back us up bro)
Time is money, and money is time, so Time=Money
So, making proper subsitution, Women= Money x Money or (Money squared)
1 Timonthy 6:10, money is the root of all evil, so Money= (square root of Evil), thus squaring both sides you get (Money squared)= Evil

Thus, since Women= (money^2) and (money^2)=Evil, Women=Evil.



And for you math whiz, to get a good women you would have to plug in
-(Good)=Evil, but that would give you a negative under the radical, thus an imaginary solution.

But of course the Lady forumla is completely different. Lady= sugar and spice and everything nice, lol. We are discussing women here.

[joris]

it's... I don't like that :sad:

[BroTrevor]

But of course the Lady forumla is completely different. Lady= sugar and spice and everything nice, lol. We are discussing women here.

That line at least shows you aren't a complete idiot.

You think I'm going to back you up on THIS one? I think you have misjudged me my friend.

[NoahL]

1 Timonthy 6:10, money is the root of all evil, so Money= (square root of Evil), thus squaring both sides you get (Money squared)= Evil

Thus, since Women= (money^2) and (money^2)=Evil, Women=Evil.


It actually says the LOVE of money is the root of all evil... Therefore women aren't evil... but Loving a woman... well... you can figure out where this is going.

[HotShot53]

I have a feeling I might get some reds for this.

Only if guys give you the reds... girls aren't supposed to give reds in the Fort, and if one does, let Joe know and it will be taken off ;)

[Philippe]

Only if guys give you the reds... girls aren't supposed to give reds in the Fort, and if one does, let Joe know and it will be taken off ;)

Well, maybe they should be allowed to give red for the initial post...

[Christian-Samurai]

OH come on ppl this joke is so old, its been on the internet for years... I wish you guys would make up your minds already yeesh, your starting to give me a head ache. One min your complaining about the girls doing something next your going after one of your own for posting a "negitive" remark. yeesh a guy cant catch a break LOL :ng_thumbd (btw if you cant catch it, i am being sarcastic :_P , and i thought it was kinda funny the first time, years ago, i read it)

[JoeC]

Like, when you were twelve? ;)

[Angelo]

lol............:D

[AndrewMichael]

OH come on ppl this joke is so old, its been on the internet for years... I wish you guys would make up your minds already yeesh, your starting to give me a head ache. One min your complaining about the girls doing something next your going after one of your own for posting a "negitive" remark. yeesh a guy cant catch a break LOL :ng_thumbd (btw if you cant catch it, i am being sarcastic :_P , and i thought it was kinda funny the first time, years ago, i read it)

Thank you Mr. Samurai. I am sorry for the repetition but thank you for actually siding with the right side, unlike these LUKEWARM FORT people (LOL!!). OK OK OK... I will try to stop posting my seemingly women-bashing post. (sigh) Just trying to have fun fellas..

[joris]

<too many people made fun of me for me to ever enjoy making fun of someone>

[joris]

by the way, they decided we should leave this place

[Angelo]

Who's they bro?

[joris]

it's the ... ladies... andrewmichael started this thread about (carefully trying to choose the right words there)

[JoeC]

I just wanted to say that I side with joris when it comes to teasing. The adage goes "truth is told in jest." Most people are smart enough to realize that although something may be "good natured" teasing, there's some truth in what someone is saying about them. They may not be able to pinpoint the truth and seperate it from the jest, but they know enough to be secretly hurt (note "secretly" - if they show their hurt then they are perceived to have"no sense of humour").

I haven't fully ironed good natured teasing out of my life, but it's certainly something I try to stay away from.

Just my $0.02. Carry on.

[BroTrevor]

You mean something like this??

PROVERBS 26:18 - 19
18 ¶ As a mad man who casteth firebrands, arrows, and death,
19 So is the man that deceiveth his neighbour, and saith, Am not I in sport?

[AndrewMichael]

Hmm.... I really don't think I hate women if my "jesting" is getting out of hand... I said I will stop, and yeah I do have a problem with sarcasm more than not, but seriously, I don't hate women lol.

Just clearing that up..... (these forums are rough man!)

[BroTrevor]

Hmm.... I really don't think I hate women if my "jesting" is getting out of hand... I said I will stop, and yeah I do have a problem with sarcasm more than not, but seriously, I don't hate women lol.

Just clearing that up..... (these forums are rough man!)

My post was merely pointing out a scripture that reinforced JoeC's point.

While I thought this thread was a bit of a reach...I by no means thought you hated women...

[Christian-Samurai]

"Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused." - Unknown

This site has had nothing but poking fun at from the begining days, are we now to be come stone monks who never crack a smile? while it is true people can take it to far sometimes, that doesnt mean that we cant enjoy a good ribbing every now and then. :yay:

Its clear that this one didnt go over well with this crowd (yeah you know you are) so my suggestion for you Brother is find an even more dryer humor and even then only in small small small moderation.

and that's my $0.02.

(and BTW that same joke I have seen used for guys and gals, makes me wonder how the girls would have handled this if would have been them posting it)

[JoeC]

I think some amounts of jest are good for lossening people up... but we have to be careful that we're laughing with people, not at them (and forcing them to laugh along so they don't appear to not have any humour).