The Interrogation,

[JMC_785]

The following is my standard interrogation procedure for all newcomers to the forums. Perhaps one day it will become a sticky, but first please allow all of our skilled interrogators to append their own questions. Should existing members wish to answer this interrogation we respectfully ask that you allow only the newcomers to be subject to it's mind numbing effect. Thank You for your patronization.


What's your favorite purple food?
When and where were you born?
How do you know?
Do you ever ask yourself why?
(Not with relevance to a particular subject.)
Do you think you should?
Why? :D
Do you have any interesting nicknames?
What's your current occupation?
Have you at any point in you life ever
been properly introduced to a rabbit?
What would you define as the best way
to answer this question?
Is this question pointless and will
your answer be relevant?
If you could do any one thing before
now and the end of your mortal life
what would it be?
Have you ever been skydiving?
What is your favorite color?
Do you like the name Xavier?
Are all these questions bothering you?
Have you come to the conclusion yet that
I'm not a normal person?
If you haven't, does that possibility exist?
What is your full name, in latin?
Do you speak more than one language?
Fluently?
Is your refrigerator running?
Performing any other form of exercise?
Do you suffer from raccoons eating your trash?
If you were a raccoon would you still eat the
things you now throw away?
How do you feel about popsicle sticks?
Why?
Have you ever sniffed potent glue?
What are you thinking in response to this question?
Have you had enough yet?
Enough of what?
I think that's enough for the moment, more to come....

[BroTrevor]

What would you define as the best way
to answer this question?

Is this question pointless and will
your answer be relevant?


These are fantastic questions... The agency is proud.

[collegegirl]

You have brought forth some deep and thought provoking questions. Perhaps we should make a question database that ppl can add to that will randomly pick out 30 or so when a certain person/code is entered into an post. Anyways, here is my $.02...



If you frown, and the world gets turned upside down, would that mean that you are now smiling?
Is the proper English punctuation elipsis with two, three or four periods?
without looking, is the pirate smiley's eyepath over his right or left eye?
Would you rather your name or your picture to be printed on the side of a sticky note pad?
do you know the meaning of your name
how long can you keep your eyes open?
do you like to eat
do you like questions like these?
how fast can you type
did you spend a lot of time on the computer before you came here
do you ever feel as though you could conquer the world?


Wow, I can;t seem to pour them out like I have been able to. Perhaps it is the coming of work tonight that has scattered my brain. Perhaps I will come up with some more good ones while I am there.

[JoeC]

Perhaps we should make a question database that ppl can add to that will randomly pick out 30 or so when a certain person/code is entered into an post.
We could just dump a bunch of questions from those chain-mail "surveys." Some of those are pure genius!

[blessed]

Are you all trying to scare ppl away.

[JMC_785]

What kind of question is that? Why was it missing punctuation? How well do you do at answering questions with questions? (Told you there would be more, :yay:)

[Blood Washed Bride]

Have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?
Did you like them?
What hobbies do you like?
What hobbies like you?
Have you ever visited the Twilight Zone?
What was it like?
Would you go back?
Do you dream in black and white?
Do you dream of ninjas?
Do you dream of black and white ninjas? :shuriken:
Have you ever run in slow motion in a dream?
If so, did you get anywhere?
With all the 'dream' questions, have you guessed yet that I'm tired?
Are you tired?
Why or why not?
Are you addicted to caffeine?
What age did you become addicted? (Please ignore this question if your previous response was 'no'.)
Whose posts do you think contain the most quality?
Do you think the time you spend on here is time well spent?
How much time do you spend in this forum, anyway?


(And most importantly: Where are all the newbies to answer these questions?)

[JMC_785]

What essential part do snails play in nature's economy? If you could choose to understand any one unfathomable entity completely, what would you choose?(What entity....) If you could meet any one person in history, which person would you want to meet? Why? Do questions bother you? If so, what do you think bothers you about questions? Do you think that by the end of this questionaire a possibility exists that you might be crazy? Can you define crazy? Do you know where you can always find money? Is that your final answer? Do you know the only EVEN prime number that exists? Are you prone to pondering all of life's intricate little nuances? Do you know what a nuance is? Could you please explain it to me? Why or why not?

[Angelo]

Wow! Enlightening and very wanderful questions!:dft002:

[blessed]

WB Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

.....those questions are just insane, and that's a statement

[JMC_785]

:yay: :worthy: :thumbup: :evil: Why, Thank You!!!!

[Tibs]

My thoughts are kindof like Blessed's.... If there are to be questions, there shouldn't be so many and well...not so... anyway you probably get the point - if I can say it nicely. That was my impression when I got asked them.

I also know they are just asked in fun! :)

[alesha19]

Well, friends! This thread has been very interesting!! You guys just keep asking a million questions... and they don't get answered. hehe Your interogations are hitting a brick wall I think, no?? :D

[HotShot53]

Well, friends! This thread has been very interesting!! You guys just keep asking a million questions... and they don't get answered. hehe Your interogations are hitting a brick wall I think, no?? :D

These questions aren't meant to be answered in here... they are to create a pool of questions to ask all the new people that join ;)

[blessed]

hmmm... and who exactly is going to come back here to look for questions when this thread will soon go of topic and its meaning, however small is lost :think:

[JMC_785]

As in blessed's last post.... (just kiddingg blessed :D )

[blessed]

Huh? What did you say that I missed out on?

I am at work trying to finish a paper for school and type here at the same time? hmmm... Now someone please tell me what is wrong with that statement :D

[alesha19]

i'm right there with you blessed... i'm so confused.
LOL:confused:

[collegegirl]

Lets get this thing back on topic!!!:y14:

If you were stuck in a world to where there were only knives, what do you think would be harder to eat: Lima beans or corn?

Do you know where the frog on a horse is located?

Do any of the questions that have been asked make any sense?

All in favor of Samurai's questions, say AYE!!!

AYE!!!!

[JMC_785]

What if a horse stepped on a frog? AYE!!!

[redeemed]

oh! oh! i know the frog question!!:yay: (can i answer??) it's on the bottom of the horses hoof, it's right in the middle of the bottom, stuff likes to get stuck between the frog and the hoof wall, and it's a very tender part of the hoof. (can i go to the front of the class?? lol jk) (yes, the frog question made sense lol! jk)

[Flyboy]

What if a horse stepped on a frog? AYE!!!

id prolly be havin frog legs for dinner:chef

[blessed]

ewwwwww people eat that

[JMC_785]

They're really good!!! Tastes like chicken, :D. When life gives you lemons, make lemons. If and when, and it very well could rain frogs, make frog-legs.

[collegegirl]

oooh...oooh. Frog legs. Yum!!!! :hungry:

And gator tail.

And cat fish.

And venison.

And....well, I will stop now. :D

[Flyboy]

the very thought of venison makes my mouth water..i havnt gotten a deer in 2 years and were almost outa meat...maybe if i get one our resident chef can grill it..lol