errr.... how do you turn this thing on?

[SpamBoy]

I'm SpamBoy and I rescue 'posts' from insightfull and informative information.

Rule #1 -- I won't answer any silly questions but please post them..Spam is good :)

Rule #1 -- I'm an undercover agent from Spambodia...oops no longer undercover.... (dumb fingers always typing too fast..)

Rule #1 -- always seek the advice of your pastor before attemping the well-meaing posts on this board. (unless your pastor likes Spam...whatch out)

Rule #1 -- yes, all rules are #1, I made them, they are important.

Rule #1 -- all post come after this post (see you CAN follow rules, aren't you just a special person)

Rule #1 -- the LORD God made us all special. some more special than others. (see the editor)

Rule #1 -- these rules will self destruct with the removal of my user account (please please please don't delete me!)

-SpamBoy
"I think I can, I think I can, I think way too much for a metal train...)

[JMG]

GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH... SPAMULIEN HAS STRUCK!!! :aaaah:

[Mick_Mack89]

(Ahem) Since when do "junior members" give me rules to abide by? :harhar1:
I am a free thingamajigger and do as I please (well sometimes, mom's still making me clean my room)

[HotShot53]

Welcome to the boards, I think....

[Babyruth]

Welcome!!!!!

[BroTrevor]

Welcome to the boards, I think....

I couldn't have said it better...

errrr...welcome.

[JoeC]

Rule #1 -- always seek the advice of your pastor before attemping the well-meaing posts on this board. (unless your pastor likes Spam...whatch out)
-SpamBoy

This is the only serious thing you seem to have written - and I still don't see what you mean. :think:

[LittleLamb]

welcome spamboy :thumbup:
you comfuse me :think:

[Jeni]

Rule #1 -- I'm an undercover agent from Spambodia...oops no longer undercover.... (dumb fingers always typing too fast..)

thats just funny.

i enjoyed that.

[collegegirl]

Hi, welcome to the boards. I will post many questions, and it is the unspoken rules of the forum for you to answer them. The questions will come in a few days, so be preparing.

[SpamBoy]

Hi, welcome to the boards. I will post many questions, and it is the unspoken rules of the forum for you to answer them. The questions will come in a few days, so be preparing.

college girl...I'm taking a stab in the dark but that equates to: YOU are in college. No?

well alrghty then... please refer to Rule #1 posted above, in the first post, at the top of the page, just under Welcome, "your name", err not "your name" but your name, which is collegegirl, also located at the top of the page. If you need help refer to any Rule #1 (ahem, am I red yet Mr. Editor).

-SpamBoy
"rearrange editor and you get ideot'r" "haha, I said ideot'r"

[Mick_Mack89]

Look at this poor little dude (ette?) doesn't he/she know that only mod's and those people can make rules? :harhar1:

[HotShot53]

Lol, I've heard a rumor about who he really is...

[blessed]

and who might that be??????

hi spam.....you are sure strange

[collegegirl]

Yeah, I second that. In answer to your question, spamboy, yes, I am in college.

As for the questioning, let it be known now that you are going to get double what the other got, and because you are new, you have to answer everyone, according to the unspoken rules of the forums that have been established since this sub-forum (welcomes and intros) was started. Let me get started....

[collegegirl]

(seeing as how you like odd things) were you ever dropped as a child
do you have more than 10 toes
which 2 fingers are the best at typing
are you opposed to flat soda
do you have siblings
if so, where are you in the mix
how old are you
what is your first name
do you believe in accounting
What is your favorite number
do you have pets
have you ever stared down a monkey
do you think that zebras are white on black, or black on white
do you know what the lobster's closest land relative is
do you like boats or airplanes better
have you ever been out of country
are you from the US
are you from this galaxy
are you computer literate like all of the other guys on here
do you get involved in politics at all
are you going to register to vote when you turn 18
what party would you afilliate yourself with
do you like hotels or motels
do you like paper or plastic
fine crystal or regular glass ware
do you tuck your napkin into your neck, or do you put it on your lap
do you replace the paper napkins if the napkin holder is empty at your house
do you believe in customer service
action movies or cartoons
do you like red lobster or olive garden
do you consider yourself mature
how long until you get your driver's license
what is the color of your hair
do you like people to take pictures of yourself
do you like stools or bean-bag chairs
do you have any beanie babies
are you a teddy bear or favorite blankie person
have you decided what you want to do in life
do you use regular pencils, or mechanical pencils
do you like the "freshly painted" smell
what is your favorite color of car
do you believe in fax machines
have you ever stuck your finger in an electrical outlet
do you gel your hair
do you use hairspray
do you believe in procrastination
are you a green beans or a peas sort of person
Where did you hear about YQ
What is your expectations?


Thank you for joining us for part one. Part two will commence when I can think of more questions.

[Blood Washed Bride]

The general assumption appears to be that SpamBoy is an adolescent. *snicker*

[collegegirl]

So then I am not the only getting that impression as well? :D

[BroTrevor]

The general assumption appears to be that SpamBoy is an adolescent. *snicker*


Yes, but he must be a rather intelligent adolescent. I mean, some of his "taglines" after his signature are really quite thoughtful.

"now in color" I thought was kinda funny.

Anyhow, I'm looking forward to him opening up and enjoying this forum with us.

<waits>

Oh yes, I look forward to your answers to collegegirls questions...it should be interesting to see your replies.

[KlosetBlonde]

yeah i heard those rumors to......LOL

[SpamBoy]

hrm....I made Rules #1 so I must obey "unwritten rules"...
well allrighty then. :)
...but I must shed some tomfoolery before answering.

-SpamBoy
"back in a flash." http://blog.larrymoore.org/images/flash1-501_100x100.gif

[JMC_785]

Indeed, it appears that Spam Boy is none other than the incarnate Adolescent Daniel Cross come back to haunt us.

[SpamBoy]

yeah i heard those rumors to......LOL
THIS is not the place for rumors. :tongue:

-SpamBoy
"It is rumored that spam actually tastes like chicken."

[BroTrevor]

You mean the same guy that jumped off a roof with a piece of canvas? That tried to chop down a tree to go white water rafting? The same guy that jumped with his brother into Lake Woeismee?

http://www.yqnews.org/forums/showthread.php?t=322

THAT Daniel Cross.

If he's anything like the guy in the story, his vocabulary is really quite astounding...

[JoeC]

Matt's the one with the astounding vocabulary.

[BroTrevor]

I'm so confused!

[Blood Washed Bride]

ô¿ô

tut tut...

Are you all Crossed up? :oP

[collegegirl]

I have heard about that guy....


SPAM: Stuff Posing As Meat

[collegegirl]

THIS is not the place for rumors. :tongue:


AHA!!!! So there IS something to that......

[NeedGod]

thats just funny.

i enjoyed that.
i am questioning your sense of humour jen, i really am. welcome spamboy. i think yuo fit right in. and i think you and matt will be great friands. you are so alike. and that was not a compliment. :harhar1:

[blessed]

You should try writing tag lines as a sideline, you could make some extra money with that

[collegegirl]

One thing for sure, you do have a sense of humor....

[gingersnap4jc]

Hi,
Welcome to the forum! I am new to this forum too. I look forward to chatting with you. God Bless

[SpamBoy]

(seeing as how you like odd things) were you ever dropped as a child

I was. The good news is mom keeps a Spam covered floor and *boing* -- no brusies (just a love developed for the gelatin meat)


do you have more than 10 toes

SpamBoy removes sollerets. "One, Two buckle my shoe." errr now I have to restart. "One, Two buckle my shoe." GAAAD! I will never finish!


which 2 fingers are the best at typing

Finger One and Finger Two. doh!

are you opposed to flat soda

I'm opposed to answering a question whos substance you speak of is commonly known as "pop" and if it were flat I would be also.
http://www.genx40.com/images/popvssodamap.gif

do you have siblings

I have rivalries, are they the same?

if so, where are you in the mix

The mix eh? After I beat them down, it's usually on top. :thumbup:

how old are you


If I was from Ork I would be (remove sollerets and start counting)
grrrrrrrrr HERE WE GO AGAIN!


what is your first name

hrm...how do I say this in a "nice way".
First name is "SpamBoy" if you still need help I have a good doctor.
(he fixed my twitch)

do you believe in accounting


A-count-ing eh collegegirl?
One piece of spam. Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah.
Two pieces of spam. Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah.
Three pieces of spam. Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah.
I love A-count-ing.

(insightful thought -- we need more accountability in our lives.)


What is your favorite number

six.........six.........(hahah got you! you thought I was going "six") oops I just did.... CURSE MY METAL FINGERS !

do you have pets

I have a cat. His name is Dead Meat.

have you ever stared down a monkey

monkey animal? monkey piledriver?
does starring in a car's side mirror count? "Objects slightly look like monkeys while driving."

do you think that zebras are white on black, or black on white

I'm not a black and white person.
More like color or absence of color.

do you know what the lobster's closest land relative is

craw dad. oh wait...that's me!

do you like boats or airplanes better

Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine -
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch;
If I had a hundred sandwiches, I'd eat them all at once!
-----------
Well I'm roamin' and a-travelling and a-wanderin' alone,
And if you care to listen I will sing a happy song;
I will not ask a favour and I will not ask a fee
but if you have yourself a sandwich won't you give a bite to me?


have you ever been out of country

...out of country. I've been out of my mind. Out of sandwiches. Out of town. Out of gas. Out of sin. :)

are you from the US

no silly. I'm from ME.

are you from this galaxy

my body is....soul is in heavenly places and mind is (same place as B.E.N.)
http://starofthenorth.home.att.net/images/ben2.gif

are you computer literate like all of the other guys on here

...other guys??? the ability to type does not make one literate. (but it could make you annoying !!! LIKE ME !)

computers are pure evil.

do you get involved in politics at all

I've decided the world revolves around me. If other people don't get that then I guess I'm not involved.

are you going to register to vote when you turn 18

vote for evil, vote sub-evil, vote for SPAM !
if that's my choices - I'm there like barnacles on ships.

what party would you afilliate yourself with

none. have you ever had a party in the small of the back? if you did you would never party again.

do you like hotels or motels

Resorts.

do you like paper or plastic

plasaper.

fine crystal or regular glass ware

you really think I'm "regular" ? how feckless of you.

do you tuck your napkin into your neck, or do you put it on your lap

my Mom would give me .05 for placing the nappe on my lap.
I tried the neck...but after accidently stuffing the table-cloth into my shirt and walking away from the table I quit. hrm...maybe that is why I started to get paid....

do you replace the paper napkins if the napkin holder is empty at your house

with a roll of toilet paper.

do you believe in customer service

I believe customers need to service themselves. They do at the gas station why not in the restaurant?

action movies or cartoons

action cartoons.

do you like red lobster or olive garden

eating olive stuffed lobster in the garden sipping red win...pop.

do you consider yourself mature

I consider a lot of things. A synonym for 'mature' is 'womanly'.
SpamBoy is my name and I do like a good sandwich.
'manly' is another term and I do eat a good sandwich is the most manly way.
another one is 'full-blown ' and believe you me...I really am. LOL

how long until you get your driver's license

Have one. Driving down on my knees to use my prayer liense is a must.

what is the color of your hair

several shades -- it's like the zebra question above.

do you like people to take pictures of yourself

they can't. I have the same problem with mirrors.

do you like stools or bean-bag chairs

bean-bag-bed. w00t!

do you have any beanie babies

I have a cat called Dead Meat. Oh we covered that.
*If* I had a beanie baby cat I would name it Dead Meat....but a more proper name would be Dry Cloth.

are you a teddy bear or favorite blankie person

is my chain-mail throw considered a 'blankie'?
teddy bear's are for editors....

have you decided what you want to do in life

Live it.

do you use regular pencils, or mechanical pencils

you got me...I will now have to use the word "regular".
grrrrrrrrr

do you like the "freshly painted" smell

not really, when the bucket of paint dropped on my head the smell was awful (but I liked the dried paint in my nose...made the pick'in real good (TM) )

what is your favorite color of car

if I had a car it would be Red. "See I like Red."

do you believe in fax machines

fax machines are pure evil.
but if one could transport my body around the globe they would be less evil. (it might teleport me right to my brain)

have you ever stuck your finger in an electrical outlet

a knife once and the good Lord saved me. the knife looked really cool :)


do you gel your hair

if the gelatin in spam counts....then yes.

do you use hairspray

if the gelatin in spam counts....then no.

do you believe in procrastination

no but I have a *good* friend that does. He is really really really good at it.... I tried to learn from him but I procrastinated too much.

are you a green beans or a peas sort of person

peas travel much farther on a spoon than beans.

Where did you hear about YQ


http://www.google.com/search?q=youth+quake


What is your expectations?

to spam and annoy everyone. I might give some advice as well but you should see your pastor...if possilbe. shhh don't print out my posts.

[blessed]

oh my goodness what was that i just read......:aaaah:

[Mick_Mack89]

Hey spam kid! What's not a joke about you? :think:

[HotShot53]

Lol, I think that was the best dodging of questions I've ever seen... the surprising thing is he did half-way answer one or two of them :)

[blessed]

I still have not overcome the shock :aaaah:

[collegegirl]

I got over that ages ago. :rolleyes:

[All4Jesus]

Hi SpamBoy :) God bless you. You r so funny :rofl:

[SpamBoy]

hey everybody --- you all know who I am now????

THIS IS NOT ME
http://blog.larrymoore.org/images/spamboy-510_300x300.png


MY SPAM SENSE
http://blog.larrymoore.org/images/fullof-447.jpg

THIS IS NOT ME
http://blog.larrymoore.org/images/ming1-511_300x300.jpg

THE SPAMBOY FAMILY
http://blog.larrymoore.org/images/spamboyfamily-513.png

[LittleLamb]

hey spamboy, you say eh alot, are you canadian??? :think:

[JoeC]

it's the yupper in him

[Flyboy]

If you were to join the military you could eat all the SPAM u want.:drool:

[KlosetBlonde]

If you were to join the military you could eat all the SPAM u want.:drool:



OOOO i would love that.... :tongue: does that mean you'll go. expeacially after that drawing of your family unit ......you just had to mess up on me!

[KlosetBlonde]

Happy Birthday spAmB0y! :tongue:

[HotShot53]

Does that mean you are related to spamboy then, klosetblonde? If you are, poor you...

[FreeAtLast]

:harhar1: :thumbup: :aaaah:

[FreeAtLast]

Rule #1 -- always seek the advice of your pastor before attemping the well-meaing posts on this board. (unless your pastor likes Spam...whatch out)


Not bad!! :thumbup:

You might be inmature - but certainly not stupid!
And you are sure funny!

[SpamBoy]

You might be inmature - but certainly not stupid!
stupidly immature.
of course *that* is a point of view. from time to time we all act immature, as I have seen from others on this forum. it never leaves us...and some of us feed it. :D
(humor -VS- immaturity as percieved by social upbringing)
And you are sure funny!
funny looking!
http://blog.larrymoore.org/images/poweredbylgm-240.png

[blessed]

d u eat a lot of sweets spamboy:think:

[KlosetBlonde]

Does that mean you are related to spamboy then, klosetblonde? If you are, poor you...


n0 i've never met him b4 in my life :no-no-no: ....j/k yes I am related to him



I do tend to go crazy once in awhile :aaaah:...tho' I'd have to say living with him is never boring.....

[SpamBoy]

d u eat a lot of sweets spamboy:think:

nope. but I drink a lot of koffee!
and my wife unit calls me sweet spamboy. no wait. that was in my dream.
she calls me "dead meat" after the trash has not been removed from the kitchen.
one day I'm gonna leave it there and call her bluf... *SMACK* *BOOM* *POW*.....(noise of severe pain)

[NeedGod]

oh my, someone related to spam boy. as much as i hate saying this, i think thats a great thing. wow and double wow!!
but klosetblond, your user name and spam boys tells me a lot about your family

[JoeC]

lol... like what?

[FreeAtLast]

Klosetblonde. In what way are you related to Spamboy?
Are you his wife? If so, pity on you! haha :harhar1:

[FreeAtLast]

and my wife unit calls me sweet spamboy. no wait. that was in my dream.
she calls me "dead meat" after the trash has not been removed from the kitchen.
one day I'm gonna leave it there and call her bluf... *SMACK* *BOOM* *POW*.....(noise of severe pain)

or maybe I should pity spamy? :think: :harhar1:

[HotShot53]

I think he mentioned his "daughter unit" is on here... so I'm assuming klosetblond is his daughter. In which case I really pitty her....

[NeedGod]

his daughter? oh, now i think its even cooler. wow, and tripple wow this time. geez!!!!

[blessed]

poor child..............

[NeedGod]

nooo, i think she is lucky. imagine if your dad was a computer whiz plus the funniest guy ever. whew! thats the coolest thing ever, like totally!

[Flyboy]

that means his son in law to be,who might kno nothing of computers,can just call him up at 2 in the mornin to let him kno..."my computers broke and u need to come fix it right away":wink:

[KlosetBlonde]

my relations to spamb0y......he's my dad!
i have a weird family.... :aaaah:

[KlosetBlonde]

that means his son in law to be,who might kno nothing of computers,can just call him up at 2 in the mornin to let him kno..."my computers broke and u need to come fix it right away":wink:


they say that you'll marry someone like you dad and be like your mom and getting married to someone like like my dad....well that could be kinda scary:aaaah: hehehe

[blessed]

more like a nightmare.....:aaaah:

[FreeAtLast]

Wow, that is SO funny!
What a dad! :D

[Flyboy]

i have a weird family.... :aaaah:

should i run now or later?:rufus:

[NeedGod]

uuuh, i think you should stick around. it might actually be fun, in a wierd kinda twisted way. lol

[esther]

whew!!! indeed that's annoying but absolutely stimulating (the conversation)..though my head ached after reading the last reply from namwacha :D; <annoying refers to spamboy of course> heh!

you're an enigma spamboy. :confused:

[collegegirl]

This whole thread has my head spinning.....:monkey1:

[NeedGod]

oh, esther(namesake) i thought it really witty though-my last post that is!:)

[HotShot53]

oh, esther(namesake) i thought it really witty though-my last post that is!:)

Well naturally... you posted it ;)