Hey, Gang!

[The Turtle Guy]

Hi, I'm The Turtle Guy (TTG for short, preferably), and I'm...new here, I suppose. o.o In_His_Grace (http://www.yqnews.org/forums/showthread.php?t=378) is my mom. She told me this forum may be fun and a good experience for me, so I'm giving it a try. I'm 15, a freshman in High School, and an all around good person. :p I hope to have a good time here, and I await the interrogation. *DUN DUN DUUNN*

[JMG]

WELCOME TURTLE GUY!!! :banana:

Uh oh I just realized something!!! =O

I havn't been interogated! :aaaah:

[All4Jesus]

Hi! :) Welcome. God bless you.

[Mick_Mack89]

Welcome aboard matey. :greetings

[HotShot53]

Welcome to the forums :)

And JMG, where is your intro thread? You have to start it to get interrogated...

[BroTrevor]

alrighty!! Welcome Turtle Guy.

My questions:

1) What kind of turtle are you? (please, be creative)
2) If you could be any other color of turtle, what color would it be?
3) What subject would you skip in high school and why?
5) If you skipped that subject, do you think you'd regret it later?
6) Did you notice I skipped question number four?
7) Why did you pick "the turtle guy" as your nick?
8) Cheesecake or chocolate truffles?

That's all I can think of for now.

(is interrogating getting old?? I seem to be the only one doing this anymore...I thought it was quite fun, and there are people so much better than I at this)

[HotShot53]

The old main interrogators were Samurai and collegegirl... and Samurai is off on his vacation, while collegegirl hasn't been seen for a week or so, it's presumed she's busy with work and school.... so it's up to the non-experianced interrogators to carry on the tradition now. Nice start to it, btw :)

[The Turtle Guy]

Yay, questions.
1) What kind of turtle are you? (please, be creative)

...I'm not actually a turtle. But I do have a pet turtle. Her name is Speedy, and she's a red-eared slider. :D

2) If you could be any other color of turtle, what color would it be?

I think it'd be fun to be an big red one. Just to mess with the scientists. XP

3) What subject would you skip in high school and why?

Hmm. If I had to skip a class, it'd probably be...I don't know. I can't really think of a subject I'd concider bumping off.

5) If you skipped that subject, do you think you'd regret it later?

I'd regret skipping any subject.

6) Did you notice I skipped question number four?

I wasn't really looking at the numbers, no. :P

7) Why did you pick "the turtle guy" as your nick?

Long story short, I've loved turtles as my favorite animal, and Dana Carvey's The Turtle Guy character was funny, so I used that.

8) Cheesecake or chocolate truffles?

Not all too sure what truffles are, but they have chocolate, so they win. :)

[Jeni]

speedy the turtle.

u have imagination. this is good.


"am i not turtlely enough for the turtle club?"

HAHAHAA...i'm with ya on that.

[NeedGod]

ok, i dont undersatnd turtly language. so i think i will say hi and pass on. :thumbup:

[JoeC]

Q's:



What opinions do you have concerning the old star wars vs. new star wars?
What, in your mind, is the best thing about having a pet turtle (besides the fact that it isn't demon possessed and intent on tripping you where ever you go)?
I read you like Sonic. Is that Sonic the Hedgehog?
Do you plan on going to college?
What do you want to be when you grow up? (I'm 18 and I'm still not there :-p )
Say a refuge fund gave you the money to build a huge aquarium and/or terrarium - what would you put in it?

[NoahL]

What, in your mind, is the best thing about having a pet turtle (besides the fact that it isn't demon possessed and intent on tripping you where ever you go)?


Is this a veiled dig against cats? :tongue:

[Zinga1]

that true just do what the bible says thats all

[blessed]

Hi Turtle Guy, :welcome: to yqforums..its great to have another member of God's Bride here for fellowship, this thread is your space for you to talk about yourself, ask any question and talk about anything you want...enjoy

[Babyruth]

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Turtle Guy]

Yay, more questions.

What opinions do you have concerning the old star wars vs. new star wars?

The new Star Wars has been lacking. Ep. I was very flawed, and was not anywhere near as good as the others. The main problem of Ep. II was Hayden Chistiansen's (Anakin) wooden acting. Ep. II, however, redeemed the prequels, and ties everything together. I may even rate it higher than Ep. VI.

What, in your mind, is the best thing about having a pet turtle (besides the
fact that it isn't demon possessed and intent on tripping you where ever you go)?

Their shells are cool. Mine just tromps around like a tank, with nothing in her way. It's fun. ^_^

I read you like Sonic. Is that Sonic the Hedgehog?

Yep. I'm a huge fan of Sonic the Hedgehog, and I have all the old games on the Genesis.

Do you plan on going to college?

I suppose. If I can get a schollarship, that is. If I can't, there's no way I could afford it.

What do you want to be when you grow up? (I'm 18 and I'm still not there )

I dunno.

Say a refuge fund gave you the money to build a huge aquarium and/or terrarium - what would you put in it?

I'd stuff my turtle in there, of course! =D What else could I possibly say? XP

Well, thanks for the questions, and I hope to have a good time here at this forum.

[Blood Washed Bride]

Are red-eared sliders pretty common in North America? Because they seem to resemble the painted turtles in my pond a great deal.

Isn't this guy cute?
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2003-05/7722805.jpg

[HotShot53]

That's a cool pic... a turtle on a turtle... :)

[Mick_Mack89]

hah... at first I didn't realize that turtle was on top another, sweet.

[JMC_785]

Hi Turtle Guy!!! Welcome to the YQN family! Some questions;

1. If you were gonna be a ninja-turtle which one would you be?
2. Why?
3. Is life really about the dancing the hokey-pokey or was that guru pulling a fast one?
4. If you had to choose between watching a 5 hour musical and having your fingernails removed with a pair of pliars, which one would you choose?
5. Do you know the technical definition of the word "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?

[NeedGod]

oh dear, i am thankful i didnt choose a complex user name

[blessed]

Hi turtle guy...what's the cost for renting your space?

[collegegirl]

Whoa, talk about a torturing method. Pulling fingernails out with a pair of plairs? ouch!!!

I will post an interrogation post in about a day or so. Like it was stated, collegegirl, *ahem, me* has been very busy with REAL LIFE. (i.e. I am not able to keep up with college, work, h/s, my room, and everything else, PLUS YQ. ) I will make time, and trust me, I will come up with some really good questions while I am at work today. Be preparing for them, and that goes for all other newbies that have started threads that I have not interrogated yet. The revenge of the interrogator will be back after these messages.

[Mick_Mack89]

*sigh* commercials always take to long.

[The Turtle Guy]

1+2. If you were gonna be a ninja-turtle which one would you be and why?

Maybe Donatello, the wise guy. Cuz he's funny.

3. Is life really about the dancing the hokey-pokey or was that guru pulling a fast one?

....You may need a second opinion on that. *points out another guru-infested mountain*

4. If you had to choose between watching a 5 hour musical and having your fingernails removed with a pair of pliars, which one would you choose?

A Musical, cuz I can sleep thru it. I doubt I could sleep thru fingernail removal. =P

5. Do you know the technical definition of the word "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?

According to the song, the word is a long, ludicrous, quite atrocious, nonsense word that's so completely crazy, it defuses serious situations into normal, aproachable circumstances. It's effects can be rather dangerous if used uncarefully. For example, (Yes?) it may prevent nose tweakings and encourage the shy to speak. It can make global travelers appear to be clever gents. You may gain the courage to propose to your significant other. It prevents felines from grasping one's tongue, and grants someone the mental clarity to speak one's mind. Screaming it tends to make one sound rather precocious. It's the biggest word ever heard, and it's a remarkable literary tool.



...Or something to put before a few "Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay"s. Whichever.

[BroTrevor]

that was the best definition of supercalifragi....whatever, I've ever read!

[collegegirl]

Okay, we are back, and I think that I have a few halfway decent questions.

Scratch that. I have some very interesting questions.


If you could take over any country, which one would you take over
what would your title be
why would you take it over
have you ever fished quarters out of jello with your toes
what is your favorite dish to eat icecream from
do you ever mix your soft drinks
do you t hink that Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb might be related
would you rather pork loin or prime rib
do you eat food because of the way that it looks, or by the fact that it sounds good
if you could change your last name, would you have it rhyme with your first
seeing as how you watch musicals, have you ever seen the sound of music
if you have, how many of the songs can you sing
do you like the big paperclips, or the little ones
do you like the colored or non colored ones
do you have a favorite piece of silverware that you always like to get
when was the last time that you cleaned your room
would you rather have your dad as a boss, or your mom
how many siblings do you have, (I think I missed that part)


There. See Joe, I am listing them. It isn't as fun, but I am.

[LittleLamb]

hey ikey welcome newbie whats up??? :toytle: :bouncie: :D :yay:

[The Turtle Guy]

hey ikey welcome newbie whats up???

YOU DARE HAVE TO ODACITY TO ACUSE MEEEE OF BEING A NEWB???!!!!!
*thunder, lightning, popcorn*

LOL JK XD

Anyway, to the questions....*kills the italisizing cuz it's too much work*

If you could take over any country, which one would you take over?

Maybe Greenland. Or....Iceland. Whichever's the green one. Stinkin' false advertising.

what would your title be

The Great King/Duke/Lord Sir Isaac William Banta VVXIIIQ the third. Junior. Yeah.

why would you take it over

....To.....promote civil liberty? 0o

have you ever fished quarters out of jello with your toes

......Say WHAT?!

I have fished.

I have had quarters.

I have ate Jell-O.

I have toes.

But I don't think I've fished quarters out of jello with my toes. XD

what is your favorite dish to eat icecream from

....A bowl?

do you ever mix your soft drinks

Yeah, from time to time I squirt a drop of everything at the soda fountain into my cup. It's called Suicide. Only it tastes gooder.

do you t hink that Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb might be related

Dr. Pepper is Mr. Pibb's psyciatrist. ;P

would you rather pork loin or prime rib

Would I rather eat it? Prime rib sounds good. =D

do you eat food because of the way that it looks, or by the fact that it sounds good

See above.

if you could change your last name, would you have it rhyme with your first

I don't think there's much that rhymes with Isaac. :)

seeing as how you watch musicals, have you ever seen the sound of music

I've seen the movie, yes.

if you have, how many of the songs can you sing

The only one I remember is the "Doe, a Deer" one.

do you like the big paperclips, or the little ones

The big ones, I guess. Less of a choking hazard.

do you like the colored or non colored ones

The colored ones are pritty. =D

do you have a favorite piece of silverware that you always like to get

No. o.o

when was the last time that you cleaned your room

Last Sunday. Which was yesterday. Only this post will be inacurate in a week or so.

would you rather have your dad as a boss, or your mom

NO ONE CONTROLS ME

how many siblings do you have, (I think I missed that part)

I have 2 sisters. One is already here, Rachel as "Little Lamb", and my littler sister, Naomi, will join soon.

And I suppose the fee for renting my sig space is proprtional to how much I post. So if I post more, I could jack up the price. >=D

[NeedGod]

i think this turtleguy is strange. :think: he shouts too loud, and i thought turtles were sober animals. mhhhh! :think:

[The Turtle Guy]

You make TTG a sad panda. ;.;

[JMG]

YOU DARE HAVE TO ODACITY TO ACUSE MEEEE OF BEING A NEWB???!!!!!
*thunder, lightning, popcorn*
. >=D

Nooooooo... You are not a newbie, you are a junior member! :thumbup:
A junior member that could use a leg up with grammer... Hahahahahahahaha... :-p

[blessed]

lol sure right JMG

[LittleLamb]

yep :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay:

[SpamBoy]

....a 'turtle' and a 'littlelamb' I wonder what the mother and father look like....

These are the things that keep me up nights.
Thanks.
THANKS A LOT! :tongue:

-SpamBoy
"Let's spam."

[JMG]

....a 'turtle' and a 'littlelamb' I wonder what the mother and father look like....

These are the things that keep me up nights.
Thanks.
THANKS A LOT! :tongue:

-SpamBoy
"Let's spam."

Woah... SpamBoy seems to be making his rounds... Unless it is a girl using the alias "SpamBoy", then of course it would be... SpamBoy seems to be making her rounds... :peep:

[JoeC]

would you rather have your dad as a boss, or your mom

NO ONE CONTROLS ME



Am I sensing some rebellion here? :harhar1:

[Jeni]

oh dear...

i've missed too much...

suppose Ill just keep listening to the 'state of the union' address

[collegegirl]

Whoa, I think I need to re-read some of these posts....

[The Turtle Guy]

....a 'turtle' and a 'littlelamb' I wonder what the mother and father look like....

These are the things that keep me up nights.
Thanks.
THANKS A LOT! :tongue:

-SpamBoy
"Let's spam."
Well...

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Don't tell LittleLamb, but she's adopted. =P

[blessed]

Ha ha ha don't tell...you just posted it in the most likely place she will find it

[In_His_Grace]

I have a birth certificate to prove that LittleLamb is my child and I don't appreciate your Lies. Naughty, Naughty Turtle Boy!!! Repent my son!!! :moron:

[NeedGod]

yup, thump his head real hard. naughty naughty boy. :harhar1:

[Mick_Mack89]

do you see that!!?!!?! child abuse !!! (j/k)

[NeedGod]

oowww, thats not child abuse. spare the rod...ok, the hammer this time round :harhar1:

[Mick_Mack89]

what is child abuse than? cattle prods?

[NeedGod]

oh, in africa we get beaten up by our parents and we call it love, well at least i did, and i was beaten soooo many times. too many times. with all kkinds of things. i hear there and else where it is rare to get beaten by ones parents. i stopped being beaten when i turned 17. thats when adolescent psyche left me. and i dont know where i would be without it. but i wont beat up my children if i can help it. i will try and teach them another way. being beaten is..well.., painfull(duh!)

[Mick_Mack89]

isn't it good that she's figured out that pain is well... pain :harhar1:

[NeedGod]

oh my, i know, such a great revelation!who would have guessed it would come to me eventually :harhar1:

[collegegirl]

Sounds like someone just got caught.... :harhar1:

You want a second chance, Turtle?

[JMC_785]

Talk about second chances, I didn't even get a chance to comment on how well Turtleguy responds to interrogation. He is my ultimate example of calm response amidst the most confusing of trick questions. Here's to you turtle guy, you can join my agency anytime ya like.

[collegegirl]

And just what agency is that?

(Ahem, ummm...for the sake of his mother :D )

[JMC_785]

That information is released only on a need-to-know basis. :peep:

[collegegirl]

Okay, I need to know.

[LittleLamb]

:thumbup: im his lil sis i need to know :thumbup:

and im not adopted... only by my heavenly father :)

[The Turtle Guy]

*joins agency*

*gets some cool shades*

B)

*neuralizes Littlelamb*

[Blood Washed Bride]

Talk about second chances, I didn't even get a chance to comment on how well Turtleguy responds to interrogation. He is my ultimate example of calm response amidst the most confusing of trick questions. Here's to you turtle guy, you can join my agency anytime ya like.


No fair, Matt. I've been trying to get in on that for ages! And the turtle boy manages it in one round of questioning? I think I'm at a slight disadvantage due to the sad lack of questions directed at me upon my arrival.

I demand a recount!

[blessed]

*
*neuralizes Littlelamb*
hey no fair you can't do that

[In_His_Grace]

Leave your sister alone :moron: Or we will have to use some of her wool to make a straight jacket for you! What color would you like? Green!! Love MOM :harhar1:

[NeedGod]

yeah, lol, make him a green one with little orange flowers and a little teddy hanging up front. oh, what a delightful sight. oh, and matt, can i join too. i am cool calm and collected. i am, ask anyone, except maybe people like belessed and joe and mick mack and college girl and joe and....oh, ok, just ask me. i am

[collegegirl]

*looks around for the applications*

Oh, BTW....I happen to hold some photographs that you have been asking for for a little while now.....*whistles while nanchalantly dangling the only copies of the photos over a giant abyss*

Look out, TB. Your mom's gonna getcha if you don't watch it.

[The Turtle Guy]

yeah, lol, make him a green one with little orange flowers and a little teddy hanging up front. oh, what a delightful sight.

*straightjacket'd*


....



I feel so pretty. =D

[NeedGod]

oh, you were not meant to. droh, i guess i have to come up with something less fascinating. but then again, what can be unfascinating to a turtley turtle

[blessed]

:lol: :lol:Pretty turtle boy

[NeedGod]

oh blessed, there you go, making him feel pretty when i meant for him not to. aaarrrggghhh. can anyone in here understand me? can anyone.?

[The Turtle Guy]

:tank: :toytle: :tank: TurtleGuy rescued and escorted to Fort!

[Mick_Mack89]

Sweet. :batman:

[HotShot53]

good escape :)

[JoeC]

the visual effects were awesome... without doubt

[blessed]

Im impressed turtle guy....that was a blast :D

[JMC_785]

there are certain unspoken requirements for joining my agency, certain traits and schools of thought are conducive to gaining membership.... but no one gets in just by asking. Sorry. :shuriken: