Hey howdy Hey

[strandedisland]

Wellll this is my first post soooooo... I'll just say a lil 'bout me. First off.... my name is Joseph Daniels... I'm a 19 year old male living in the Land of Van Wert, OH. I currently work at RadioShack, I honestly feel more like a game warden with all of the Red-necks that seem to come in here! Lol.... Anyways... ummm... I go to Bro. Jeff Jenkins church in Lima, OH... I'm 5'9, weigh a bulky .... we'll just leave that one out. I have Chocolate brown hair and eyes... I have my pilot's liscense.. love Volkswagens... andddd it's too early to think much more right now. Later on!


~Cheers Mates

[BroTrevor]

pilots license and love volkswagons.

I hope that either your parents are rich...or that you have a fantastic job. You will need much money!

welcome to the group.

everyone else gets interrogated here.

My interrogation...

What is a dream of yours to do/be?

-Trevor

[strandedisland]

Wellllll I wish I had my own jet to fly overseas and do mission work... either that or to open up my own hot dog stand on the corner of every major intersection in America. The name of the stands are gonna be... "Joe-dogs"... yeah.. "Joe Dogs" :think:

[BroTrevor]

What a great idea... I can be in Chicago for business one day...and the be in New York the next day and both days I can get a joe-dog for lunch and expect the same great quality and taste!

You'll have to design the carts the same. I expect the ketchup to be in the same place on the cart in New York as it is in Chicago.

-Trevor

[blessed]

Hi Strandedisland, :welcome:
welcome to the forums its great to have you join us, i hope you have an enjoyable time here , oh and survival here requires some level of insanity:D best of luck

[strandedisland]

Well thank you Miss Blessed! I'm havin fun here!

[Jeni]

the same ketchup is a must. like mcdonalds ketchup is the BEST. oh my gosh yes...

tell them about the dvd rewinder..thats my favorite...one of em anyway.

how many siblings?
do you like coconut?
whats your favorite candy bar?
if you were a cartoon character who would you be?
if everyone else jumped off a cliff would you?
do you think mentos commercials are annoying?
if you were an indian..what would your indian name be?

[strandedisland]

tell them about the dvd rewinder..thats my favorite...one of em anyway.

how many siblings? 6
do you like coconut? yeup
whats your favorite candy bar? Almond Snickers
if you were a cartoon character who would you be? Droopy
if everyone else jumped off a cliff would you? Depends if it involved a cute girl! Haha. Laugh... LAUGH!! You know it was funny
do you think mentos commercials are annoying? Shore
if you were an indian..what would your indian name be? Little Puke Face


DvD rewinder guy.. (I noticed we name ppl dependant upon what they but.. i.e Cellphone dude.. Virgin Mobile Minute Lady.. Scanner guy.. yeauh.. anyways) So this guy calls... "Hey! Do you guys sell DvD rewinders?" Jenn suggested that they spin it on their finger for a while... ME?? I suggested that he should buy three cell-phones and the most expensive CD player that would also double as the DvD rewinder. :yay: I know.. I know cruel... but still funny! Haha

[collegegirl]

Ahh..the sense of humor matches the face. Well, I am going to just post a few questions because I have a menu that I need to do for class still, and I only have an hour.

Do you like chocolate for breakfast, do you like white or dark better, out of all the siblings you have, who has the longest toes, do you open the door handle with your right or left hand, and when you do, is your hand held regular, or is it pre-twisted so that whenyou turn it, your hand is in the upright and locked position, how many email addresses do you have, when you look out of a window, do you start at the top and look down, or do you look down and then go up, when a flag is flying half-mast, do you know what it means, and do you ever wonder why it is flying half-mast, speaking of half-mast, do you like ships, and what kind of ships, big cruise lines, little zippers, sea-dos, clipperships, (do you even know what a clippership is?), do you like bananas or oranges better, which has a more pleaseing color and shape to you, do you ever take a banana and pretend to be talking into a phone, would you ever take a zuccinni that was shaped like that and do the same thing, have you ever licked a freezer shelf and had to leave part of your tongue there?

[strandedisland]

Ummm ummmm.... CollegeGirl? I'm an American... I'm not Canadien.

[JoeC]

strandedisland.... good nick. I never thought about the poor island. I mean, yeah the people stranded on the island, but nobody thinks about the poor island itself.

That's profound.

[Mick_Mack89]

Ummm ummmm.... CollegeGirl? I'm an American... I'm not Canadien.
*shakes head disaprovingly* That is good to know... I think. But! Don't avoid the questions!
Unless of course you happen to know the quantum numbers for oxygen :-p

[All4Jesus]

Wellll this is my first post soooooo... I'll just say a lil 'bout me. First off.... my name is Joseph Daniels... I'm a 19 year old male living in the Land of Van Wert, OH. I currently work at RadioShack, I honestly feel more like a game warden with all of the Red-necks that seem to come in here! Lol.... Anyways... ummm... I go to Bro. Jeff Jenkins church in Lima, OH... I'm 5'9, weigh a bulky .... we'll just leave that one out. I have Chocolate brown hair and eyes... I have my pilot's liscense.. love Volkswagens... andddd it's too early to think much more right now. Later on!


~Cheers Mates

Hello :) You are so funny :rofl: God Bless

[HotShot53]

Hey Joseph, welcome to the forums :)

And you aren't alowed to dodge the questions of our interrogators... it's part of the initiation ;)

[NeedGod]

hotshot, he is even funnier than me. gee, we cant have that here. i am the only one allowed to come up with dry jokes and everyone is obligated to laugh. :no-no-no: we cant be two of us. oh, wait, i think i like this idea, two people with bad(did i say that? oh, me? i meant good)jokes.blessed, hotshot, watch out, i have backup. :harhar1:
welcome joseph, :thumbup:

[blessed]

two of them :aaaah:

[Mick_Mack89]

:no-no-no: It's a shame. Look at what the world is doing to these kids. (tsk tsk)

[blessed]

look who's talking

[collegegirl]

Ummm ummmm.... CollegeGirl? I'm an American... I'm not Canadien.
What does that have to do with it? And it is obvious that you are not canadian because you spelled it wrong. It has no e's. No avoiding the questions. I will give them to you again.


Do you like chocolate for breakfast,
do you like white or dark better,
out of all the siblings you have, who has the longest toes,
do you open the door handle with your right or left hand,
and when you do, is your hand held regular, or is it pre-twisted so that whenyou turn it, your hand is in the upright and locked position,
how many email addresses do you have,
when you look out of a window, do you start at the top and look down, or do you look down and then go up,
when a flag is flying half-mast, do you know what it means, and do you ever wonder why it is flying half-mast,
speaking of half-mast, do you like ships, and what kind of ships, big cruise lines, little zippers, sea-dos, clipperships, (do you even know what a clippership is?),
do you like bananas or oranges better,
which has a more pleaseing color and shape to you,
do you ever take a banana and pretend to be talking into a phone,
would you ever take a zuccinni that was shaped like that and do the same thing,
have you ever licked a freezer shelf and had to leave part of your tongue there?

[strandedisland]

Do you like chocolate for breakfast, shore?
do you like white or dark better, definite white
out of all the siblings you have, who has the longest toes, the one with the biggest feet
do you open the door handle with your right or left hand, depends on the mood
and when you do, is your hand held regular, or is it pre-twisted so that whenyou turn it, your hand is in the upright and locked position, pretwisted
how many email addresses do you have, 30-40
when you look out of a window, do you start at the top and look down, or do you look down and then go up, bottom
when a flag is flying half-mast, do you know what it means, and do you ever wonder why it is flying half-mast, yes
speaking of half-mast, do you like ships, and what kind of ships, big cruise lines, little zippers, sea-dos, clipperships, (do you even know what a clippership is?), boats are cool.. no preference
do you like bananas or oranges better, banannas
which has a more pleaseing color and shape to you, yep
do you ever take a banana and pretend to be talking into a phone, not since I was 5
would you ever take a zuccinni that was shaped like that and do the same thing, not since I was 3
have you ever licked a freezer shelf and had to leave part of your tongue there? ummm... not lately

[HotShot53]

lol, are you getting tired of trying to follow collegegirl's questions and the resulting answers, Joe?

[JoeC]

uh, yah!

just making the world a better place... and really, it's not that hard collegegirl - sheesh!

[collegegirl]

Well, maybe not for you. Personally, I don't feel like putting numbers with every question. :tongue:

[HotShot53]

Number aren't even needed... just making them into bullet points would be good enough ;)

[collegegirl]

Show me an easier way to do that and maybe I will.

[HotShot53]

just hit enter between questions... is that easy enough?

[Gen]

BROTHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

:aaaah:

hi. *waves*..

guess what.

i ate fried fish tonight.

ewwww...

just thought i'd get on here .....................................

:banana: (dude, i love that banana)


hahaha!

[JoeC]

Show me an easier way to do that and maybe I will.

When writing your message, there is a button on the top of the text area that lists 1,2,3. There is also one with bullet points. Just click either of those and hit enter between q's and the bullets/numbers appear automatically.

These buttons are located right underneath the text size drop-down menu and to the left of the hyperlink button (a world on treads). Also located underneath and to the left of the text color menu. I'm sure one of those you've used before and thus can direct yourself to the treasure. :)

[NeedGod]

gen, i am abit concerned for you. are you sure you are alright. i mean, you seem to skip topics so fast i think you may be confused. you should get checked.

[Babyruth]

Welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HotShot53]

Lol, that's nothing unusual for Gen... if you read her xanga, you would know ;)

[HotShot53]

At least she hasn't started throwing bubblegum on the ceiling here yet....

[blessed]

*opens umbrella*
Just in case Gen starts throwing those things to the ceiling i don't want any falling on my head.

[HotShot53]

Lol, then you best not walk by her desk at work... she must have hundreds stuck up there as much as she throws them up ;) Seems like a couple pieces get added almost every time she makes a xanga post....

[Gen]

its way fun to skip around........
i love it.

AND YEAUH. DJ knows about me throwing bubble gum! haha...
*grins*...


its way fun. :yay: (rofl).. that is a great smiley as well

:chef har har har...

[HotShot53]

You know Gen... there are other threads on the boards besides yours and Joseph's introductory threads....

[strandedisland]

Gen doesnt have to comment on any other threads!!!! She knows the good ones!!! :yay: :yay: :yay: :yay:

[HotShot53]

Lol, you could make some posts on some other threads too, Joseph... you've only made comments on 2 other threads than this one...

[blessed]

there is life beyond the welcome & Introductions thread lol

[Mick_Mack89]

*looks at other threads outside* Ummm.... Not really, I think. Does insanty count as life?

[NeedGod]

yup, it is the best life out there. oh, come on out people, join us.... :thumbup:

[JoeC]

Lol, you could make some posts on some other threads too, Joseph... you've only made comments on 2 other threads than this one...

Yeah! What about that? Huh? huh?

[HotShot53]

Wow, the big guy is starting to do taunts... what's the world coming to?

[Mick_Mack89]

*sigh* he's only gonna go downhill from here.

[NeedGod]

yup. i think matt is his role model. how sad!

[Mick_Mack89]

People can only take so much.

[NeedGod]

ha, oh well, dont worry folks, i am walking the straight line now

[Blood Washed Bride]

Ahh. *little light clicks on* Is that the reason for the new avatar, Namwacha?

[NeedGod]

amm, not really. but shhh, dont tell them *whispering* i am only doing it so they wont suspect when i pounce. then i can always go back under my avatar and act all innocent shhhhh :sealed_li

[blessed]

remember people this thread is about strandedisland, where is he

[NeedGod]

ok, fine, i will try and keep to the threads. but i dont know how exciting that will be. :sad: anyhow. where is he

[blessed]

Thank you very much namwacha.. im not sure ....where are you stranded island...* sends out an sos for strandedisland*

[NeedGod]

i think maybe we scared him off a little. but he'll be back. they never stay away for long. ok, some of them dont.

[Babyruth]

He's stranded somewhere out in the Baltic Sea. Should be back sometime in the spring when he can float back.

[NeedGod]

oh, does he have any floaters? can anyone throw him a floater so he can hurry back. or maybe a motor boat so he can get here faster

[SpamBoy]

hey...I didn't catch the first posting....can you all repeat them?

-- SpamBoy
"I win."

[LittleLamb]

hey spamboy you havvent been properly introduced yet.....WHO ARE YOU!

[LittleLamb]

just kidding!

[JoeC]

hey...I didn't catch the first posting....can you all repeat them?

-- SpamBoy
"I win."


I'm sure you'll have a red dot in no time at all. I've been wondering what colors are below red... with you on board I'm sure I'll find out soon enough. :harhar1:

[SpamBoy]

I'm sure you'll have a red dot in no time at all. I've been wondering what colors are below red... with you on board I'm sure I'll find out soon enough. :harhar1:

How about my RED FACE :ranting: :mad:

sniff....Darth Maul would be soo proud. :)

[Mick_Mack89]

Which half of his body? :harhar1:

[collegegirl]

In keeping with the spirit of the thread, I think that possibly strandedisland got caught out there somewhere in the great, giant, dreaded whirlpool known to all as REAL LIFE. Where are you strandedisland?

[BroTrevor]

In keeping with the spirit of the thread, I think that possibly strandedisland got caught out there somewhere in the great, giant, dreaded whirlpool known to all as REAL LIFE. Where are you strandedisland?

<gasp> how could this be???

Real life has taken another of our numbers... WHY!! WHY!! The agony...the pain of it all!!

[collegegirl]

Well, sometimes I have heard of the deep giving up some of it's own. In other words, he might not have gotten fully trapped, but it is always a possibilty.....

[NeedGod]

you people have totally lost it lol, gasp! hic! you are the funniest of all. bro trevor, you always leave me either laughing or praising God. why now i know why strani...whatever the name was...ran off.

[collegegirl]

Because of Bro. Trevor?


(j/k)

[gingersnap4jc]

Hey Brother Joseph,
Welcome to this forum. I am new to it as of yesterday. I have seen your profile and that on Xanga. I look forward to chatting with you.
May Jesus Bless you!

[BroTrevor]

you people have totally lost it lol, gasp! hic! you are the funniest of all. bro trevor, you always leave me either laughing or praising God. why now i know why strani...whatever the name was...ran off.


awwww....

<blush>

[gingersnap4jc]

Hey Brother Joseph,
Welcome to this forum. I am new to it as of yesterday. I have seen your profile and that on Xanga. I look forward to chatting with you.
May Jesus Bless you!

Hey my sisters and I read on your Xanga that you had gotten married, but we weren't really sure because of the way you joke around. Are you really married? If so you found her really fast from the time you posted about the pearls. If you are really married May God bless ya'lls marriage!

[HotShot53]

Hmm.. either he changed his xanga since you saw that, or you have the wrong Joseph... I'm 99.9999999% certain that this Joseph isn't married yet.

[collegegirl]

Yeah, I don't think that he is married either...

[NeedGod]

oh, i wouldnt be suprised if he were though. he is funny and nice.

[collegegirl]

I think that he is a little....young to be married.