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[Mark]

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Hello good friends (and DJ).
Good forum people. My name is Mark. I love to listen to Brother Branham's messages. I also like treadmills and trampolines. The end.
but I probably like trampolines more than treadmills.
Also I have a job cutting down trees. Oh and also I am studying chemical engineering.
God bless you all.

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Thats a kinda moose/dog/guinea pig i drew.
She says, "Hi, my name is Mildred."
Mildred is shy, so please don't throw things at her.

[chocolateismybestfriend]

welcome mark :D

[JoeC]

how far into the CHEM ENG program are you? What is your last name? How did you hear about this asylum? What condition brought you here? Where did you come from (that is to say, where do you live?).

oh, and welcome :)

[All4Jesus]

Hi Mark :) :welcome: God bless you brother.

[Babyruth]

Welcome!!!! Interesting animal.

[NoahL]

Hello Mark! The next picture you need to draw is Mildred bouncing on a Trampoline. :thumbup:

[blessed]

hi mark :welcome: its really great to have u join us as usual all newbies are interrogated so u think u can stand up to the pressure,

How old are u, did a tree ever fall on your head, do u have ay brothers or sister, do u own a car, what color is it, have u ever been incacerated, if so why, what is your favourite food, favourite color, are u 85% sane ( that is the requirement to be on this forum :D) i really do hope u have a sense of humour it is key for your survival

hmmmm.... did i forget anything guys :think:

[HotShot53]

Hey Mark, welcome to the crazy forums :)

Lol, somehow I feel slighted in your hello.... am I not a good friend also? ;) (Btw, if the answer isn't favorable... you don't have to answer that ;) )

[blessed]

(Btw, if the answer isn't favorable... you don't have to answer that ;) )
honesty is the best policy go ahead answer it :D

[Mick_Mack89]

hi mark :welcome: its really great to have u join us as usual all newbies are interrogated so u think u can stand up to the pressure,

How old are u, did a tree ever fall on your head, do u have ay brothers or sister, do u own a car, what color is it, have u ever been incacerated, if so why, what is your favourite food, favourite color, are u 85% sane ( that is the requirement to be on this forum :D) i really do hope u have a sense of humour it is key for your survival

hmmmm.... did i forget anything guys :think:


85% psh, we'd let anybody on, if a stone could type we'd chat with it.

[blessed]

lol i don't think so matt

[Blood Washed Bride]

Umm, yeah, actually some of us would.

[HotShot53]

lol, are you sure no rocks have already joined, blessed?

[NeedGod]

good question hotshot. lol

[Mark]

Ahoy Maties! thats a lot of questions. Lets see if i can remember them all.

hmmm no i cant draw Mildred on a trampoline. She ended up squashed last time.

I have finished 2nd year of Chem Eng, im taking the next 6 months of to go to the US... not going for 6 months of course... Im from Australia.... im 20.... i knew about youth quake already but DJ got me back onto it... sorry Deej you also are a good friend... actually a tree has fallen on my head. You dont want to hear about it.

But i will tell you anyway. There was this bunch of little kids and me swinging on the branch that came out from a tree, and it looked like the kind of branch that wouldnt break... but it cracked and this little kid named Joel ended up hanging by his nappie (diaper) from some part of it... twas funny. So I lifted him off and checked if he was ok... then i felt my head and i was bleeding pretty bad from the top of it... so I went inside and my mum put something on it. The end. Kapish? (All except the kapish part)


I have 4 brothers and 1 sister, Alissa is older than me, then I am the next oldest, then Jamie, Christopher, Josh, Timmy. Our last name is Walker. I want it to be McZyzorchortyl. It sounds Aztecish.

I have a ford sedan, its blue. need to bathe it with hot suds.

thinking thinking what else did they ask....

most people would probably say im 0% sane. or -2%

im tall and skinny. we have a dog named Charlie he is really cute. ask Sarah. .

i love to play all kinds of sports..... played football and basketball and volleyball at university... did running at school...soccer too... and football... not that im any good.... someone told me once that if i trained hard i could be.... i think its funner to not take it serious, just go have some fun with my mates and enjoy it.

Lately I have been getting my brothers together to make funny videos we did this one of them riding their bikes of a jetty into a dam and we got the lady next door to yell at them for no reason... then they paddled in a bath tub which sank and Sue next door told her labrador to kill them. it was hilarious. Then we made one of us boys falling off the trampoline on purpose, except it looks like it was a real accident. and such things as that.

we have 3 cows. 1 is tame, the others are not.

umm what else I play didgeridoo which is a bit wierd because usually only aborigines play it and I'm not aborigine. Also got up to level 5 with piano.

once i tied a goat to my brothers leg when he was climbing a tree... tried to burn one of my other brothers at the stake....

Oh and i have never been incarcerated (only by my mum). i did get in trouble from the police once for riding my bike without a helmet, and another time for not have the licence plate... thats about all.

probably some questions i missed but thats about all
Jolly good old beans, I'm off.

[JoeC]

So, wait a second. By saying that you are in your second year of cem eng courses... do you mean the second year of the four years (ie just got done with gen eds) or do you mean you finished the second year of the two engineering years (finished your degree, pretty much) - which would be weird, cause you're twenty. :thelook:

Oh, and the videos! You've got to post them online. You and the Coffey Boys (http://coffeyboys.com/) can be rivals! Ta-Ta!

[Blood Washed Bride]

Trust you to notice the bit about college first off, Josiah. What I want to know is the details of Mark tying his brother to the stake. That wasn't Christopher, again, was it? Poor kid. Your poor mum, rather!

Amazing how someone threw in the question about the tree and it turned out to be valid. :o

As for the Coffey boys, they're going into retirement. So you won't be competition, Mark, you'll be IT. :coolbert:

[JMC_785]

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Hello good friends (and DJ).
Good forum people. My name is Mark. I love to listen to Brother Branham's messages. I also like treadmills and trampolines. The end.
but I probably like trampolines more than treadmills.
Also I have a job cutting down trees. Oh and also I am studying chemical engineering.
God bless you all.

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Thats a kinda moose/dog/guinea pig i drew.
She says, "Hi, my name is Mildred."
Mildred is shy, so please don't throw things at her.


Please allow me to say that I have never experienced such joy in my heart as now that I have seen for myself that there truly is someone crazier than me. Bless you Mark!!!! :banana:

[HotShot53]

Lol JMC, I agree with Mark's statement that he is between 0% and -2% sane... it's kind of hard to be crazier than him and still be walking the streets ;)

[NoahL]

Well Bro. Branham said you could be completely insane and still filled with the Holy Ghost, so that's all that matters right? :)

[blessed]

hi Mark,
Thanks for answering all your question i just need to further clarifications
1. :aaaah: Burning your brother to the stake

2. :aaaah: Tree falling on your head...how did the kid end up hanging by his nappie..was it high up..do u have a pic:D

[Mark]

ok... its a four year engineering degree, the way its done in Australia is that the 4 years are all engineering. I don't know what you guys do there. No majors or stuff like that, I wanted to study Chem Eng, so I do Chem Eng. No other subjects that are not related to that.

Tying Jamie to the stake was years ago, my friend Ian and I just wanted to scare him, we didn't really plan to do it. The tree falling on my head was when i was about 10, no photos of it. It wasn't really high up, about 4 feet. I dont know how he ended up hanging by his nappie, 1 second he was sitting on the branch, the next he was upside down. It was pretty funny.

I would upload the videos but it takes so long. The end

[Blood Washed Bride]

I have to say, I'm extremely disappointed about the videos - or lack thereof, rather. I'm going to need counseling to get over this one... :sad:

[JoeC]

Five words: get high speed internet access

[Blood Washed Bride]

W:nerd:W - that really was five words. Congratulate him, everyone, my brother can count. :-P

[Mick_Mack89]

Joe, you've got a raelly nice sister :rofl:

[Blood Washed Bride]

That was my evil alter ego surfacing - the annoying sister that only surfaces once in a blue moon. (Well, okay. Maybe thrice in a blue moon.) Ordinarily, I exemplify the ideal big sister. :rolleyes:

[Mick_Mack89]

What, the one berates the little one into submission?
"Joe! You little poop-head I am in charge. Now go clean my room or you'll pay!"

[Jeni]

oh yes ... joe can count. AND snap his fingers! (a recently acquired skill)

[Mick_Mack89]

Aha! He told me about that at camp :rofl:

[collegegirl]

I didn't hear about it. *hurt*

Okay, mark, can you whistle, if you could find a color to match your voice, what would it be, if you could assign a food to each of your siblings, what would they be, if your room was an independent country, what would you name it, if you could re-paint your bike, would it be black or purply-grey, do you make your bed when you get up in the mornings, what is your favorite dessert, do consider chocolate to be a vegetable or a dairy, do you like small houses or smaller houses, with pointy roofs or flat ones, would you rather win the lottery or inherit 4 mansions, would you think the ocean would look better yellow and green than green and blue, why do they call them airplanes when they are round, do you like to fly better than to ride a horse, do you have 2 levels in your house, if your hampster died, who would be the next pet and how long would you be in mourning, would you wear black and shave your head, do you like curly hair or straight hair, do you wear big clown shoes and polka dots with a big red nose with orange or purple hair?

[JoeC]

these questions just occured to you randomly, didn't they?

btw, you might want to number the q's next time - they kinda get lost in that big chunk o' text.:wink:

[Mark]

yes of course i can whistle its kinda funny when people can't whistle because its so easy... colour to match my voice would be grey... skip that question...i would name my room Mark's room... i dont make my bed in the mornings, because if i do its hard to put the sheets on every single day seriously thats how i sleep with no pillow and only a quilt the sheets get kicked off in the night... no hampsters in Australia at all. So i wouldnt mourn. I would get another dog to play with our dog we have. The sea looks quite good how it is

[NoahL]

oh yes ... joe can count. AND snap his fingers! (a recently acquired skill)

Gosh... you make it sound like everyone can snap their fingers. I can't, so :tongue:

[Blood Washed Bride]

Okay, mark, ... if your room was an independent country, what would you name it ...?

LoL - Mark's room is an independent country! The rest of Australia refuses to claim it. :-p

[NeedGod]

what part of ausi do you hail from mark?

[blessed]

Gosh... you make it sound like everyone can snap their fingers. I can't, so :tongue:
ha ha ha ha even my four year old niece can :rofl: do u want her to give u some lessons :rofl:

[collegegirl]

Can you snap with your first finger, (assuming your thumb is the base), the middle, and the ring finger? I can. :D

[collegegirl]

Oh, and can you imagine that some people can't whistle? :rolleyes: I don't know...these things you would think everyone would know how to do.

[HotShot53]

:peep: I never did figure out how to whistle :unsure: And I can only get half of a sound from snaping my fingers... :worthy: to those who can do both

[Mick_Mack89]

I can snap my fingers, but I can't whistle (shucks :ranting: )

[NeedGod]

dont worry mick, i am worse off. i cant whistle, and i can barely snap my fingers

[blessed]

:aaaah: how old are u guys

[JoeC]

I can whistle and snap - but I can't whistle out a tune - it's just noise.

[HotShot53]

Lol, as you see blessed and collegegirl, whistling is not a universally known skill ;) I should try to figure out how to do it someday though.... though when that will be I have no clue.

[NeedGod]

hey :hey!: iwhistling has nothing to do with whistling. ii wont be able to whistle when i am 80 and i will still be old, so there :tongue: