A little about me....

[Mr Cross]

Hi there. I'm Matt Cross. Jonathan Matthew Cross.(The first and more than likely the one and only, at least I hope so anyways.)
I'm 21, 6' 0", weigh a whopping 150 lbs. (and 6 ounces.)
Will post more on this subject when I can recall something interesting.

[JoeC]

Welcome aboard! You'll probably want to get a username though... guest posts get sent to a queu and there's no telling how long the post will be queud - plus it feels more like family when everyone's registered :-)

[blessed]

Hi Jonathan :welcome: :welcome: glad to have you join yq, as Joe said it would be great for you to register...then we don't have to wait forever to see your post:D...then we get to interrogate you..which might not be necessary because you post information easily :D. Well looking forward to seeing you often join and post away

[All4Jesus]

Welcome!!!! :) (Oh dear i'm reli not gonna be able to keep up but oh well-all God's children are welcome) God Bless

[HotShot53]

Hmm... doesn't look like the interrogators have showed up yet... and I'm not as good at it :(

[MariaJoy]

ohhh....I can ask questions....favorite color? Job? What do you drive?
favorite food? Favorite scripture? Who's church do you go to?
ok....I'll let you answer those

[Mick_Mack89]

welcome! :welcome: :welcome: :welcome:

[HotShot53]

good start Maria :) but have you seen the lists of questions collegegirl can string together? I think she has taken some professional interrogation classes or something....

[MariaJoy]

Umm....I was just getting the ball started...didnt wanna scare ppl away....and I didnt wanna be *cough* TOO nosey! hehe

[JoeC]

You were at WYR, right? My sister introduced us.

[Babyruth]

Welcome! I agree with blessed, I'll never be able to keep up. I don't have much time, I need to get tons of stuff turned in for the end of the semester. Help!

[NeedGod]

welcome mr. cross. is this the same ross who used to be a guest?

[Jeni]

heey yah i remember you from WYR...the crazy guy in the skits...potato chips right??

i think i can dig up a picture somewhere... mwahahahaa...

[JoeC]

btw Jenn, you haven't submitted yourself to the interrogation yet. Hows about starting your own intro thread?

[Jeni]

um. if i have to...won't they just get to know me sooner or later through the many posts??

[JoeC]

Hey, everyone has to be interogated. Even I had to - and I've been here so long the moss is growing on me!

[JMC_785]

Ok, so I got a username and everything, and yes to all those questions!!! I get on here like once a day so be understanding if it takes me a gazillion years to reply to a post. :thumbup:

[JMC_785]

:peep:
Let the interrogating begin!!!! :aaaah:

[JMC_785]

heey yah i remember you from WYR...the crazy guy in the skits...potato chips right??

i think i can dig up a picture somewhere... mwahahahaa...


Yeah, that's me. You can call me spud....

[JMC_785]

ohhh....I can ask questions....favorite color? Job? What do you drive?
favorite food? Favorite scripture? Who's church do you go to?
ok....I'll let you answer those


Blue. Machinist. 94 Toyota 4Runner. Steak. Eph. 6:8. I attend Light Tabernacle in Denver, NC; Kenneth Upchurch is my pastor. :D Anything else?

[Babyruth]

For someone pleading the 5th, you sure talk a lot!

[HotShot53]

Lol Joe, not quite everyone has been interrogated so far... one main person has escaped, and doesn't seem likely to be caught....

[Mick_Mack89]

Mr. Spud,
Your introduction onto this forum leaves you with no other choice than to answer any, any questions we can come up with (evil snicker).

1) What do you believe in, Chevy's or Ford? 2) If you were offered the chance to go anywhere in the world only if you wore fuzzy pink pj's to bed, would you do it? 3) How do you believe pototoe's should be served: baked or mashed? 4) what is your favorite resturant to color in? 5) If you hear someone ask for tea: does that mean you hand them a can, or would you turn on the kettle? 6) If given a choice of apples, what brand would you choose and why? 7) and lastly, do you follow proper toilet paper roll etiquette?

[blessed]

obviously mack likes food

[HotShot53]

Doing better, Matt (mack)... your interrogation questions are getting closer to the standard ;)

[MariaJoy]

ROFL!!! TP etiquette!!! Only ppl who went to WYR would truly appriciate that one!
ok...more ?'s.....
Siblings? Pets? Steak...well...medium...rare?
favorite children song? Toothpaste....do you use it...what kind! haha

[Mick_Mack89]

Doing better, Matt (mack)... your interrogation questions are getting closer to the standard ;)

Closer to the standard? I feel I made a very valid point. TP is something that hopefully never runs out, and whether one remembers outsideor inside is very important. Besides, where is your overly long, totally random, and nefarious interrogation post. How about it, slacker. ;)

And thank you mariajoy, I thought that part of the week was halarious :thumbup:

[blessed]

Lol Joe, not quite everyone has been interrogated so far... one main person has escaped, and doesn't seem likely to be caught....
reallyyyyy

[Mick_Mack89]

let's nail the person, we'll create our own thread about them if we have to. But who is it, :think: I don't feel like going through all threads

[HotShot53]

Lol, sorry Mick Mack... I know I'm no good at interrogating, so I don't even try ;)

And I don't think that person really wants to be interrogated... but they know who they are ;)

[Mick_Mack89]

fess up hotshot, I'll break you at church if I have to. :harhar1:

[NeedGod]

Lol Joe, not quite everyone has been interrogated so far... one main person has escaped, and doesn't seem likely to be caught....
shhhhh....! dont remind them :sealed_li

[Blood Washed Bride]

Matt, you still need to reply to the new interrogations. :-p

[JMC_785]

OK OK OK OK OK!!! I'm gonna have to go through and read all these so I can answer in kind to those of you who have time to LIVE on here, lol. :aaaah:

[JMC_785]

Mr. Spud,
Your introduction onto this forum leaves you with no other choice than to answer any, any questions we can come up with (evil snicker).

1) What do you believe in, Chevy's or Ford? 2) If you were offered the chance to go anywhere in the world only if you wore fuzzy pink pj's to bed, would you do it? 3) How do you believe pototoe's should be served: baked or mashed? 4) what is your favorite resturant to color in? 5) If you hear someone ask for tea: does that mean you hand them a can, or would you turn on the kettle? 6) If given a choice of apples, what brand would you choose and why? 7) and lastly, do you follow proper toilet paper roll etiquette?

ROFL!!! TP etiquette!!! Only ppl who went to WYR would truly appriciate that one!
ok...more ?'s.....
Siblings? Pets? Steak...well...medium...rare?
favorite children song? Toothpaste....do you use it...what kind! haha


Ok here goes.

I have owned both Chevys and Fords, if you drive both like a grandma either one will last.
#2 is a ridiculous question, of course I would!!
#3 What in the world is a pototoe?
#4 Shoney's.
#5 If I hear someone ask for tea I turn up my hearing aid cause that's more than likely NOT what they really said.
#6 Chiquita, just cause this dancing bananna thing is so popular.
#7 Toilet paper? :confused:



5 Bros, 2 Sis's. Pets are wonderful, when cooked properly. Medium with the steak please. Favorite children's song is the paratroopers hymn. Colgate/Never

[Blood Washed Bride]

"Pets are wonderful, when cooked properly." rofl I just hope my brother doesn't get any ideas. Josiah, leave my kitties alone!

Well, I actually do like tea - provided it doesn't come from Walmart - so you can ditch the hearing aids on that one. And I expect mine to come out of a kettle. (By the way, you should get the coloured hearing aids - I saw some neon green ones on a Deaf man that were quite fetching :D)

Okay, now my curiosity has been peaked: What is the paratrooper song? My childhood was somehow deprived of it. :'(

[JMC_785]

More Interrogation anyone? Don't just satisfy yourself with believing I'm crazy, come get the whole story!!!!

[Mick_Mack89]

Well I'm satisfied with believing your crazy. :harhar1:
After all, you did bonk yourself pretty good being a para' long ago.

[JMC_785]

The impression is still in the ground there today..... :aaaah:

[blessed]

Thanks Joe

[JMC_785]

*Matt patiently waits to victimize his next questioner.* :peep:

[Blood Washed Bride]

Watch out for him, all you would be interrogaters. He's reduced many a brave inquistitor to tears. :no-no-no:

[Blood Washed Bride]

Okay, having cautioned everyone else, I have now elected to take up the role of High Inquisitor myself.

"Watch, my friends, and you shall hear
Of the interrogating prowess of Mel the Revered"

*smiles innocently at Matt* Today I'm playing the 'good cop'. No more of those hot white lights and uncomfortable chairs with straps. *takes a coke out of the fridge and discreetly adds a drop or two of truth serum* Here you go. Just sit back, relax, and take your time with the following questions:

1. Since you've already admitted to being willing to wear pink fuzzy pajamas if it would ensure you a trip to the destination of your choice, where would you choose to go?

2. Name one goal you wish to have accomplished by the end of the year.

3. How old were you when you gave your heart to the Lord?

4. Who was your hero as a kid?

5. Who is your hero now?

(P.S. I should be seeing some of this about now: :soda: )

[NeedGod]

uh oh, matt, and you thought you were safe. dont drinkk that cola matt, dont... uh oh, too late.

[blessed]

:cry: well *sobs* he was a brave soldier

[Blood Washed Bride]

yes, he never should have taken up paratrooping :-p

[blessed]

well life goes on ....:cry:

[Blood Washed Bride]

For who? lol

[blessed]

im not sure lol

[esther]

for all of us i guess except for the "brave soldier" :D

[blessed]

yep that's just it

[collegegirl]

Okay, sorry Joe, I can't number the questions. It takes away from the effect.

Here we go...:

If you were to put yourself as one of these smileys, which one would it be, if you could color your toothpaste, what would it be, do you like red ribbons or blue ones, do you have a CD player or a CD/tape player, or just a radio, would you be more like an alligator or a crocodile, much rather live in rome or paris, do you like magifying glasses and have you ever set anything on fire with one, do you like the ones with the little extra magnifying dot neat the handle, how many credit cards do you have, do you like visa or mastercard, if you could change the colors for mastercard would they be pink/orange or green/purple, do you have a calendar in your room, how big is your wallet, how many pictures of girls do you have in it, how many email addresses did you come away with after WYR, what color is the carpet in your dining room, is the table wood or plastic, do you like colored drinking glasses or clear ones, do you prefer plastic plates or fine dining plates, do you ever do the dishes, what is your favorite flavor of floss, what color is your toothbrush?

[Blood Washed Bride]

Collegegirl must have just finished brushing her teeth - look at all those questions referring to oral hygiene. lol

[NeedGod]

i think you all went and scared him off. look what you did.

[JMC_785]

Okay, having cautioned everyone else, I have now elected to take up the role of High Inquisitor myself.

"Watch, my friends, and you shall hear
Of the interrogating prowess of Mel the Revered"

*smiles innocently at Matt* Today I'm playing the 'good cop'. No more of those hot white lights and uncomfortable chairs with straps. *takes a coke out of the fridge and discreetly adds a drop or two of truth serum* Here you go. Just sit back, relax, and take your time with the following questions:

1. Since you've already admitted to being willing to wear pink fuzzy pajamas if it would ensure you a trip to the destination of your choice, where would you choose to go?

2. Name one goal you wish to have accomplished by the end of the year.

3. How old were you when you gave your heart to the Lord?

4. Who was your hero as a kid?

5. Who is your hero now?

(P.S. I should be seeing some of this about now: :soda: )


Ahhhh. *Matt throws away the Coke and spritzes the truth serum into his mouth like breath spray.* This will be FUN!!! *Rubs hands together delightedly*


?#1. I would choose to go to Switzerland because it's just so awesome there.
?#2. I would like to purchase a home before a year's time is out.
?#3. I was 13 when I gave my heart to the Lord. :)
?#4. My hero as a kid was.... Uhm, due to unfortunate events in my childhood, I don't remember.
?#5. My hero now..... :thelook: Yeah, I bet you'd LOVE to know that huh!!!!


If you were to put yourself as one of these smileys, which one would it be, if you could color your toothpaste, what would it be, do you like red ribbons or blue ones, do you have a CD player or a CD/tape player, or just a radio, would you be more like an alligator or a crocodile, much rather live in rome or paris, do you like magifying glasses and have you ever set anything on fire with one, do you like the ones with the little extra magnifying dot neat the handle, how many credit cards do you have, do you like visa or mastercard, if you could change the colors for mastercard would they be pink/orange or green/purple, do you have a calendar in your room, how big is your wallet, how many pictures of girls do you have in it, how many email addresses did you come away with after WYR, what color is the carpet in your dining room, is the table wood or plastic, do you like colored drinking glasses or clear ones, do you prefer plastic plates or fine dining plates, do you ever do the dishes, what is your favorite flavor of floss, what color is your toothbrush?

Hmmm, I think i'd be one of the fencing smilies cause I love fencing, but I'm also very fond of "The Look" My toothpaste would be slimy green, just so nobody would use it. I like blue ribbons. I only have a CD/Tape player and Radio all in one. I'd rather be a crocodile, it's harder to make stuff rhyme with that. Paris, the farther I am from the Pope, the better. Yes, I have set many things on fire w/ a magnifying glass, including me, but I still love them. No credit cards for me!(You heard Bro. Barry!!! BE RID OF THE EVIL SISTER!!!) Green/Purple for the MasterCard colors. No I don't have a calendar in my room. My wallet is pretty small.*It doesn't have a lot in it except for useless stuff.* I have 3 pics of girls in it, 1 of which is my cousin, the other two are of a friend of mine. I came away from WYR with no less than.... *Something warns Matt that he shouldn't tell.* Uhm, on second thought, that information is being shared on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know. Sorry. :thelook: There is no dining room where I live, sorry. The table is wood. Colored cups and fine dining plates please. I will answer no more than any one question about my dental hygiene instrumentation.

[collegegirl]

Why? Are you sensative about the condition of your oral hygiene?

[Blood Washed Bride]

I'm fortunate in that God made me incredibly uncomely, therefore my only problem comes from the temptation that the opposite gender supplants. I feel I am incredibly lucky in this manner, if for no other reason, that lack of luster has increased my charm exponentially to make up the difference. Yes, I wouldn't trade my homeliness for anything.
...

how many email addresses did you come away with after WYR...

I came away from WYR with no less than.... *Something warns Matt that he shouldn't tell.* Uhm, on second thought, that information is being shared on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know. Sorry. :thelook:


Either there is a slight discrepency here, or that is one spectacular personality you possess! LoL

[JMC_785]

Either there is a slight discrepency here, or that is one spectacular personality you possess! LoL


Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword was correct, but they didn't know the 'net made an understatement out of it. I think the actual number of e-mail addresses was 9. I will not answer any questions about how many of those were of any specific gender. :harhar1:

[collegegirl]

I know you came away with atleast one girl's email and address...... :harhar1:

[NeedGod]

let him be. i think he was just trying to be modest when he said he is uncomely. :harhar1:

[morning_mist]

i also have several email addresses however they are all girly names...that's the difference with Matt :D

[JMC_785]

i also have several email addresses however they are all girly names...that's the difference with Matt :D

Where'd you get my e-mail? And OF COURSE I don't have a girly name....

:rofl:

[JoeC]

I think you missed her point. :ng_thumbd

[Blood Washed Bride]

I think that was intentional.

[NeedGod]

yeah, it was intentional. :D

[blessed]

WOW i think we have an echo in here coollll :imslow:

[Mick_Mack89]

:thelook: On an internet web forum? That's weird.

[blessed]

did u have to go spoil my moment :thelook:

[HotShot53]

Lol, I think he was agreeing with you, blessed... (I think....)

[blessed]

:aaaah: is that possible

[HotShot53]

You never know... he might put out a surprise every once in a while...

[Mick_Mack89]

(Ahem) I have a quite dynamic personality and change for the better all the time. (Although what is "better" is debatable)

[NeedGod]

yeah, you people wont believe this... ok, brace yourselves. well, he was actually agreeing with you blessed. oh, there goes the echo again.

[JMC_785]

:peep: :aaaah: :thelook: