The meat is marinading...

[BroTrevor]

The meat is cut into 1/4 inch strips.

It is in the fridge marinading in worschetershire, soy sauce, liquid smoke, and spices.

Tomorrow, it will be on the dehydrator.

Tomorrow evening, I will be eating excellent jerky.

mmmmmmm........

MEAT!!!

[HotShot53]

sounds tasty :) (Isn't it simpler just to buy beef jerky, though? ;))

[Nate]

sounds tasty :) (Isn't it simpler just to buy beef jerky, though? ;))

Isn't it simpler to be quiet about something you obviously know nothing about :P

mmmmm

Home-made jerky.

[BroTrevor]

It's not a question of simplicity.

It's a question of manliness.

Your packaged beef jerky probably came from some factory where women were making it.

I shot the deer.

I butchered the deer.

I sliced and marinated the meat.

Now I'm drying it...

Then, I shall savour every bite.

[BroTrevor]

My taste buds have died and gone to heaven.

soooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo

yummy....

[HotShot53]

Lol, sorry... I'm spoiled, women make all my food for me, so why not the jerky too? ;)

But home-made does sound good :)

[Nate]

Lol, sorry... I'm spoiled, women make all my food for me, so why not the jerky too? ;)

There's a cruel joke in there somewhere. I'm just too tired to dig it out.

[TommyLewis]

How come everytime I am looking at posts in the fort, I look down at the users currently viewing this thread area and see girls names there?

[BroTrevor]

How come everytime I am looking at posts in the fort, I look down at the users currently viewing this thread area and see girls names there?


They must be meat-loving mammals too!

[BroTrevor]

women make all my food for me, so why not the jerky too?

After that comment, I'm not sure I want you in the fort anymore.

You'd let a girl cook a steak on the grill too...wouldn't you?!?!?!

I have no words to speak how...how...

I just can't speak it!

[JoeC]

You make me laugh. You have a green in my heart for that one.

btw, would you consider cooking a steak on a George Foreman sacrilege?

[Nate]

After that comment, I'm not sure I want you in the fort anymore.
You'd let a girl cook a steak on the grill too...wouldn't you?!?!?!


Guess he never read the Unwritten Code of Man. So sad.

[AndrewMichael]

You make me laugh. You have a green in my heart for that one.

btw, would you consider cooking a steak on a George Foreman sacrilege?

Sacrilege?? TRY BLASPHAMY!!!!!!!!

Geroge Foremans are for chickens.. and the occasional hamburger.. and only if LAST RESORT.

And sorry DJ, but men grill. I cook for a living right now, and women just don't know how to operate steaks on a gril properly. <nods>

That's my conviction, and I'm sticking to it!

[joris]

Guess he never read the Unwritten Code of Man. So sad.you should have it written down, man, really

[JMG]

Sacrilege?? TRY BLASPHAMY!!!!!!!!

Geroge Foremans are for chickens.. and the occasional hamburger.. and only if LAST RESORT.

And sorry DJ, but men grill. I cook for a living right now, and women just don't know how to operate steaks on a gril properly. <nods>

That's my conviction, and I'm sticking to it!

What is so "manly" about grilling? :chef

[Nate]

Nothing. But women don't do it right. Something about fire and a slab of meat they just don't comprehend. Granted, I wouldn't touch a spatula. I'd just make a mess if I tried to cook anything else.

But if you put a ten year old boy at a grill, he'll turn out burgers, chicken, steaks, and anything else, a lot better than a 30 year old woman. It's a scientific fact.

[jordancpeterson]

This thread isn't all that amusing until you read Martha's thread! LOL! :D

[HotShot53]

This thread isn't all that amusing until you read Martha's thread! LOL! :D

Nah, it was funny before her thread... her thread just doubled the funniness ;)

[Mark]

righteo guys here's the recipe of the day

get a fish and whack it on the barbeque with some foil, yeah wrap it in foil but if the skin sticks to the sides then dont put it in foil

now:! the first step is to put salt and lemon juice on it it will taste tasty.

the second step is to take it off the barbeque and eat it! put it in your mouth.

the end.

[BroTrevor]

righteo guys here's the recipe of the day

get a fish and whack it on the barbeque with some foil, yeah wrap it in foil but if the skin sticks to the sides then dont put it in foil

now:! the first step is to put salt and lemon juice on it it will taste tasty.

the second step is to take it off the barbeque and eat it! put it in your mouth.

the end.

Should we serve it with any side dishes??