View Full Version : Proud Bachelors!!!!
JMC_785
07-18-2006, 10:24 PM
Ahhhh, friends, family, relatives, dearly beloved, and those whom I tolerate, I'm here to announce that I am ejected from the Brotherhood of Bachelors, that elite sect of society that proudly deny their innermost feelings of insecurity in finding their helpmate. I am proud to announce that as of Friday morning, the 14th of July, I was happily engaged to my dearly beloved companion with whom I intend to spend the remainder of time AND eternity! As this moment is passing, I'm pausing to reflect upon my many years of denial, in which I proudly proclaimed my bachelorhood to all the world, only to discover that just as I was giving up on my secret inner desire to meet my companion, she materialized when I least expected it. This turn of events calls for renouncing my former ways of life and embracing the second best event in my life, inferior only to my salvation. Bachelors, I bid your lonely world farewell!!!!
jtucker
07-18-2006, 10:25 PM
Have fun Brother i hope to see you there soon ! God Bless you
jtucker
07-18-2006, 10:26 PM
forgot to say CONGRAT BROTHER THAT'S FANTASTIC!
already bought
07-18-2006, 10:34 PM
I'm really happy for you.
Life---
Being married is no picnic
Its not all roses and flowers
There will be mountains and valleys
Rocks and road blocks
But what ever may come your way
Remember God is always there
I'm happy for the two of you!!!! God be with you both!!
EllyMae
07-18-2006, 10:41 PM
Congratulations!
:)
Very happy for you both :ok:
NoahL
07-18-2006, 11:13 PM
You know you could have mentioned who you're engaged to... for those who don't know. But congradulations, :yay: and may God have mercy on your soul. :rofl:
JMC_785
07-18-2006, 11:21 PM
Weeeeeeeeellllllllllll........... I felt like maybe I should give my former bachelor brethren some time to cope, ya know? I didn't know if the factual information about it would be too much or not.....
God'schild
07-18-2006, 11:27 PM
CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Brother may God bless both of you richly as you spend the reminder of your life together...............
HotShot53
07-19-2006, 01:46 AM
Congrats again to you, and to the person who kept being forgot about in the MSN chat tonight, too ;)
I'm still in the Brotherhood of Bachelors for the foreseeable future, however...
BroTrevor
07-19-2006, 10:14 AM
WOOO HOOO!!!
Told ya it would go fine...
Did you have to take a academic fitness test before her dad said yes?
How about a physical training course...ya know, running through tires, climbing 8 ft walls...
then there's always the "lets go look at my gun collection while we talk" lines that potential father-in-laws always give... those can always be fun... "here, look down the barrel of this one!" - That's never a good sign.
Well, I do expect an invite...when's the big day?
You and Miss Jungle Cat should do well together...
oh yeah...
Congrats!
redeemed
07-19-2006, 01:52 PM
congrats!!! That's wonderful news!!!:yay:
jtucker
07-19-2006, 02:30 PM
then there's always the "lets go look at my gun collection while we talk" lines that potential father-in-laws always give... those can always be fun... "here, look down the barrel of this one!" - That's never a good sign.
definitly not i aggree with Broter Trevor here
PianoMan79
07-19-2006, 04:10 PM
Congratulations and best of luck to both of you!
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yay:
whooooooo HOO!!!!
:worthy:
Angelo
07-26-2006, 10:21 PM
Congratulations bro.
God bless you. :)
Everybody seems to know who it is but me. :sad:
--- Oh, and don't expect us bachelors to accept you back when your euphoria wears off and you realize just how troublesome marriage is. Sheesh, enaged couples could be considered legally insane.
fredmaina
07-27-2006, 09:59 AM
congrats!!!!!! wish you all the best and God's blessings
blessed
07-27-2006, 10:17 AM
Everybody seems to know who it is but me. :sad:
.
Really, Joe
Sheesh, enaged couples could be considered legally insane
.
I have to agree with you on that one.
Congratulations!!!
SEE GEN???
I can leave the nunhood too!!!
DJ, did you read that, huh? Huh?
Free free!!! Free at last!!!
:yay:
tedward83
07-27-2006, 12:13 PM
HAHA!, Matt your funny. Congrads bro, im happy for you and Mel. God Bless :yay:
blessed
07-27-2006, 02:36 PM
The Homicidal Jungle Cat, you know your relative
blessed
07-27-2006, 02:37 PM
I can leave the nunhood too!!!
:yay:
I don't think that's allowed
Christian-Samurai
07-27-2006, 03:37 PM
how sad cant even remember his own ppl that is sooooo wrong (shakes head in pity for Joe)
blessed
07-27-2006, 04:49 PM
lol...................
How is it that everyone found out WITHOUT ME TELLING THEM!!?! :angry:
That's what I wanna know!
Babyruth
07-28-2006, 03:51 AM
I don't think that's allowed
It's not. In fact, I'm surprised she is admitting it. The last girl I knew that left the nunhood was never heard from again. "They" found her, tracked her down, and that was the last we ever saw of her. Quite sad, she was nice. So, Sara, I wouldn't admit that if I were you, it's a grave mistake, and I do repeat, grave mistake.
How is it that everyone found out WITHOUT ME TELLING THEM!!?! :angry:
That's what I wanna know!
hahaha...
aww .. Poor Joe.. :(
kidding. :)
BroTrevor
07-28-2006, 11:44 PM
How is it that everyone found out WITHOUT ME TELLING THEM!!?! :angry:
That's what I wanna know!
There's this thing called "instant messenger" It's a bit quicker for spreading info sometimes than the forums.
I think the key word was "instant"
Christian-Samurai
07-29-2006, 02:32 AM
Yeah Joe what he said only more instant :D
collegegirl
07-29-2006, 10:48 PM
Congratulations to you both. :yay:
HotShot53
08-02-2006, 11:07 PM
Congratulations!!!
SEE GEN???
I can leave the nunhood too!!!
DJ, did you read that, huh? Huh?
Free free!!! Free at last!!!
:yay:
No, no Sara... if you read your own rules (it was you and Gen that set it up in the first place), you will see that you are a nun for life... but there is no rule against getting married ;)
HotShot53
08-02-2006, 11:08 PM
--- Oh, and don't expect us bachelors to accept you back when your euphoria wears off and you realize just how troublesome marriage is. Sheesh, enaged couples could be considered legally insane.
Except this engaged couple was already legally insane before getting engaged...
Truth! He speaketh Truth!
Christian-Samurai
08-03-2006, 01:50 AM
yeah this board is nothing but a loony bin :D
blessed
08-03-2006, 10:43 AM
Truth! He speaketh Truth!
lol.........
HotShot53
08-03-2006, 01:40 PM
yeah this board is nothing but a loony bin :D
Yep, you have to be somewhat crazy to be on here... but they are even more crazy than the usual forum user ;)
And when they're together the effect is reinforced :jawdrop:
Christian-Samurai
08-03-2006, 07:43 PM
Yeah beware their googly eyes :crazy:, oh no yo hang up first, oh no you hang up first :love:... LOL
Yeah, yoou speak from experience, don'cha Ben?
HotShot53
08-03-2006, 11:58 PM
Lol, I'm sure he does ;)
Christian-Samurai
08-04-2006, 01:16 AM
Maybe I am, maybe I aint, lol
BroTrevor
08-04-2006, 12:25 PM
SisTrev would NEVER hang up first.
It was infuriating... but oh so dear... :crazy:
blessed
08-04-2006, 03:57 PM
sheesh... lovebirds *mutters to self*
HotShot53
08-04-2006, 10:40 PM
sheesh... lovebirds *mutters to self*
Just wait till you get there blessed...
Babyruth
08-05-2006, 03:08 AM
And you speak from experience, eh?
Christian-Samurai
08-05-2006, 04:24 AM
And you speak from experience, eh?
that seems to be the question going around lol
HotShot53
08-05-2006, 04:01 PM
And you speak from experience, eh?
Lol, I assume you are referring to me... but believe me, blessed probably has way more experience than me in that ;) I almost never make a phone call just to talk ;)
NeedGod
08-07-2006, 10:51 AM
yup, thats what they say in the beginning...then they buy mobile phones.....then.....oh dear, where is DJ, stilll on the phone? :yes:
HotShot53
08-07-2006, 01:43 PM
yup, thats what they say in the beginning...then they buy mobile phones.....then.....oh dear, where is DJ, stilll on the phone? :yes:
Lol, I've had the phone for like a month or so... and so far have only made like 2 calls just to say hi ;) And only like 10 or so other calls for actual reasons. So I don't think I will ever get to be an always on the phone person ;)
blessed
08-07-2006, 07:31 PM
Lol, I assume you are referring to me... but believe me, blessed probably has way more experience than me in that ;) I almost never make a phone call just to talk ;)
And where did you get that information from ... huh huh.....
HotShot53
08-07-2006, 08:48 PM
And where did you get that information from ... huh huh.....
More of a deduction than information... I know I almost never talk on the phone (as you can see from my previous post, which is actually a lot of phone time for me), and I have never had a girlfriend to talk on the phone to... and I know you do talk on the phone some... so you are way more likely to have had the types of conversations where neither will hang up for a while.
azurity
08-11-2006, 11:36 AM
Yeah, DJ will never be an always on the phone person... he'll always be an always on line person.
Anyway..
:topicoff:
Congrats to Mat & Mel! (Sorry, don't know the online nicknames. Just the real people. Is that even allowed?)
Is Mel even online anymore? Hmmm...
Mat, in case ya don't remember me... I'm the girl with "the coolest accent." The one that told you to make sure you didn't cut your fingers off, or Mel wouldn't be able to put the wedding ring on.
And Jo... I TRIED to warn you. But Mel had bound me to secrecy, so what could I do?
Christian-Samurai
08-11-2006, 10:50 PM
I been meaning to ask when is the YQ bachelors party??? hmmmmmmmm???
HotShot53
08-12-2006, 01:55 AM
I been meaning to ask when is the YQ bachelors party??? hmmmmmmmm???
First they need to pick a wedding date....
Christian-Samurai
08-12-2006, 03:01 AM
You are right they need to pick a date for the his bachelor party so I can know when to show up :D
BroTrevor
08-12-2006, 10:29 AM
I been meaning to ask when is the YQ bachelors party??? hmmmmmmmm???
I'm SOOO there!! When is it?
Christian-Samurai
08-14-2006, 09:22 PM
HEY! you'll just have to wait your turn in line I got here first, means that first rack of BBQ ribs is mine :D
JMC_785
08-14-2006, 11:00 PM
Mmmmm, think again poor samurai, agency personnel always take precedence over mere civilians, hehehe. :thelook:
collegegirl
08-23-2006, 05:17 PM
What does it matter who gets the first rack of ribs as much as it matters that you just get the ribs?
BroTrevor
08-23-2006, 05:18 PM
What does it matter who gets the first rack of ribs as much as it matters that you just get the ribs?
Hrmm...
she does have a point.
Unless you're starving, and the difference of time between getting the first rack and the second means sure and certain death...
Then it might matter I'd think.
Christian-Samurai
08-23-2006, 06:45 PM
Both of you are incorrect, Being first to get means... PRIME selection heh, biggest, juiciest, meatiest BBQ Ribs. and if you are starving then all the better to get the biggest and best you can get huh??
redeemed_lizzi
11-18-2006, 09:43 AM
I know I'm sooooo late but CONGRATULATIONS to you both :)
gingersnap4jc
12-02-2006, 12:30 AM
Congratulations!!!! Let us know when the wedding is! lol Lord Bless You Both, Mary
HotShot53
12-02-2006, 12:43 AM
Congratulations!!!! Let us know when the wedding is! lol Lord Bless You Both, Mary
I'm afraid you missed it, the wedding was about a month or so ago ;)
Unregistered
12-04-2006, 04:42 AM
Secret weddings, uhhhhhh!!! there you are
"I'm afraid you missed it..." ROFL!!! This is officially the funnniest post i've read tonight... and all week. Hahaha... Congratulations on the wedding!!! :)
AgapZoe
10-12-2007, 02:51 PM
More of a deduction than information... I know I almost never talk on the phone (as you can see from my previous post, which is actually a lot of phone time for me), and I have never had a girlfriend to talk on the phone to... and I know you do talk on the phone some... so you are way more likely to have had the types of conversations where neither will hang up for a while.
..and Now DJ...or you still don't make those calls? .... (just curious and concerned on the progress of my bro who's hit a 1/4 a century) .. lol
Both of you are incorrect, Being first to get means... PRIME selection heh, biggest, juiciest, meatiest BBQ Ribs. and if you are starving then all the better to get the biggest and best you can get huh??
and Ben, I laughed at that!
How did I miss this thread? LOL all the best to THEM!!! better late than never, but this late, I don't know if I can be pardoned, hm hm!
as for me, I think am the Rib supporting the weight of all the ribs in the world. ;) by the time my Mr Right gets me, they(other Mr Rights) need to relieve me of the heavy load (the other Ribs)I have laying on top of me.
HotShot53
10-13-2007, 03:00 AM
..and Now DJ...or you still don't make those calls? .... (just curious and concerned on the progress of my bro who's hit a 1/4 a century) .. lol
:rofl: Lol...I made that comment over a year ago... and things have changed a bit since then ;)
AgapZoe
10-13-2007, 03:10 AM
:rofl: Lol.... and things have changed a bit since then ;)
...just a bit ... eh?
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